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    3.7 (6 votes)
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blow up and build type of game,blow up and just build your way to the end . trying to simply get the highest score to complete the game .


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Quote: twinsoul

learning English by reading the YYG Forums

Posted by Rob January 17, 2012 23:19 - 1.3 years ago
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That's ok Rob, instead of taking time to play my game.You decided to take that time to diss someone for nothing.Because really you're gonna discriminate on my speech, or my way of typing. ( Really ). I cannot help the fact that you are bored with life bro, I can only help by making another cool game for you too play bro, to spend you're time with bro. thanks for you're time all
Posted by dswscorpion January 17, 2012 23:21 - 1.3 years ago
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But I did play your game. Didn't you see my 10/10 comment up there? It's game of the year all years
Posted by Rob January 17, 2012 23:24 - 1.3 years ago
| [#03]

yes i know, i seen it bro but because i don't feel like taking the time to put my commas in right spot , you ranting over that. if i dont feel like capitalizing or speeling correctly im not going to simply.I'm game maker that constantly switching chat programs, learning things.Writing code at same time.I got hundreds of programs not online.Just figured this year i was going to get known a little for my work instead of just making games for people i know, and programs for me. To get them online more.So sorry for being in a kinda bad mood.I do appreciate the concern to teach me better way of talking( typing ), i do thank you
Posted by dswscorpion January 17, 2012 23:35 - 1.3 years ago
| [#04]

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i don't feel like taking the time to put my commas in right spot


At least the idiots who type "your" instead of "you're" have this excuse. Typing " ," instead of ", " is the exact same amount of characters. In fact they both contain the exact same characters, but just in a different order. It takes the same amount of goddamned time to type it properly. I, too, am a game programmer that has many windows open (16 right now) so I don't see what that has to do with anything. I'm still genuinely curious about how you could have possibly passed anything beyond, say, 5th grade English with these kind of communication skills. It's not just about punctuation and grammar. You're using some very bizarre kinds of word combinations. "I'm game maker". You're the program we all use? Cool.

If you want to know what I actually though of your game, here it is:

Graphics: On their own they're mediocre, but when combined together they're just plain bad since literally every single sprite pretty much has its own kind of graphical style, as if they're not even from the same game.

Gameplay: Very little variation. Every level is exactly the fucking same. I would know. I actually fucking wasted my time and played through them all. There's very little strategic depth in it whatsoever. Only two resources? Come on. And every building is basically the same thing, just with different costs. You also don't even display what the resource production is for each building, which is something that is pretty much required for this kind of game. The demolition mechanic was obviously just thrown in at the last minute and contrary to what you may have though it does not make it a better game, nor does it significantly differentiate it from the (superior) competition. In fact having to look at the stock resource explosion sprite and listen to its sound grate on my ears was actually sort of a punishment, rather than an added feature.

Sound: Not much to say here. It reeks of default/stolen sounds that don't even go together. My ears hate you.

Presentation: You at least had a menu. I'll give you that. Not a working menu, mind you, as the "clear scores" button didn't fucking work. Please. Please. PLEASE do not use show_message(), especially not if you're not even going to change the appearance of it (there are functions to change the looks of it, so it's inexcusable for anything other than an alpha release that isn't shown to the general public.) This game is also in dire need of a tutorial. How are we supposed to know that factories don't produce money. After all, aren't factories profitable in real life?

I hope you actually play-test your games before you release them on here next time.


I also feel very sorry for your daughter for having to have you as a role model and parent.
Posted by Rob January 18, 2012 0:12 - 1.3 years ago
| [#05]

Rob, this is pointless.

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If I feel like looking like a 13 year old idiot, then I will, and you simply can't change that.


Wait, no.

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if I feel looking like a 13 year old idiot ,.then I will ,and you can't chagne that,bro


And pleaaaase do not begin ranting with me about any self-loathing you think I may be knee-deep in because while I already hate getting mean at people as it is you just make it so easy.

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I cannot help the fact that you're bored with your life, bro

Any and all sympathy I might have still had for you flew out the window the instant this fell out of your keyboard and onto the Internet.
Posted by Taizen Chisou January 18, 2012 0:53 - 1.3 years ago
| [#06]

lol,,and a little LOL
Posted by dswscorpion January 18, 2012 1:28 - 1.3 years ago
| [#07]

What... what in the hell is that supposed to mean?
Are you just trying to spite me now, is that it?
Or are you just acting utterly retarded again?

Can you please give any sort of reason to justify your general mangling of correct grammar, correct spelling, correct syntax, correct punctuation, your self-pride and your confidence in what is apparently a shit game, and why we should believe that it's any better than say Hotdog Runner or La La Land or so, and can you give reasons as to why you're putting up absolutely nothing in self-defense other than "I don't feel like it" or "I don't have the time to make myself socially presentable" or anything, why you have to resort to bashing on other people for calling you out on how fucking dumb you present yourself to be, and why whenever someone with any sympathy at all completely drops any pretense and responds to the abomination that is your presence on the Internet with what can really be seen as the only acceptable reaction, that you can only. fucking. say. "lol."

You may be a troll from the briniest pits of four-chan or you may be some sad fuck out there legitimately making shitty games for God knows who but I really don't care because we are done here.
Posted by Taizen Chisou January 18, 2012 1:52 - 1.3 years ago
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if I feel looking like a 13 year old idiot ,.then I will ,and you can't chagne that,bro


13? That's being kind of generous.

Quote: Taizen

You may be a troll from the briniest pits of four-chan


I sure hope so. It really be unfortunate if such a person not only existed, but also was responsible for the upbringing of a child. Actually it's sad even if it is a troll because he had to have gotten the avatar from somewhere. I just hope that the person didn't have to fuck the "woman" in it (or is it another guy? I can't tell from appearance and the name Jamie kind of works for both genders) to produce whatever daughter this idiot is talking about. Although I'm getting off topic here, but if you're going to show off your half-naked body, at least make sure it's at all aesthetically pleasing, not some balding, fat middle-aged body.
Posted by Rob January 18, 2012 2:03 - 1.3 years ago
| [#09]

love ya'll 2
Posted by dswscorpion January 18, 2012 2:26 - 1.3 years ago
| [#10]

any one ya'll ever heard ( candlebox ) the band
Posted by dswscorpion January 18, 2012 2:33 - 1.3 years ago
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any one ya'll ever heard ( candlebox ) the band


1. I don't think you understand how parentheses work.

2. What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
Posted by Rob January 18, 2012 2:36 - 1.3 years ago
| [#12]

well well, see now your not answering my question, to even start the conversation,and yes i do with these () i just decide where to put them, i could put them around me when i'm ( cold ) to heat me up.if i want
Posted by dswscorpion January 18, 2012 2:54 - 1.3 years ago
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by making another cool game for you too play, to spend you're time with


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well well, see now your not answering my question



Alright. You're either clinically retarded or you're a troll.
Posted by Rob January 18, 2012 3:04 - 1.3 years ago
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Posted by DesertFox January 18, 2012 3:06 - 1.3 years ago
| [#15]

Does "Don't feed the troll" mean anything? Hey, guys, don't feed the troll.

He might possibly have started to type more coherently given time but now you've galvanised him, he's going to stick to his position. Congratulations.
Posted by Juju January 18, 2012 3:42 - 1.3 years ago
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You people are all fucking ridiculous (Scorpion included). Scorpion probably just has a shit-ton to learn about making games. Maybe he literally just started making games a few weeks ago, and this is his first .exe ever. Maybe English is his second language.

Or, you know, he could just be some stupid ass-troll. But if he's not, then at the very least stop fucking attacking him personally. At least what I said was just sarcasm, and not out-and-out bashing his personal life.

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I also feel very sorry for your daughter for having to have you as a role model and parent.


That's just way too fucking far, man. Unless you know someone on a personal level, and they really, really deserve it, you just don't say shit like that about how they raise their fucking kids. He didn't just commit some heinous belligerent crime right in front of us; he just made a crap game and won't own up to it.

I'll just take the benefit of the doubt and pretend he's not a troll (for now at least.)

Either way, Scorpion, you're kind of a dick as far as we've seen, and really can't hold your shit on here. At least wait until people know you here for a bit before you start trash-talking people on the internet. And your game, although massively suck-ass, is okay for a first try. I'd say definitely ask around for help, ideas, questions, etc.. Look around at what other people are doing around here; you might learn a thing or two.

Please don't fucking tell me I'm one of the more mature people in this thread right now.
Posted by panzercretin January 18, 2012 15:02 - 1.3 years ago
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Ha, DesertFox nails it...
Posted by Polystyrene Man January 18, 2012 15:04 - 1.3 years ago
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okay for a first try


If you read his comments you would realize that he said that he has hundreds of games he hasn't posted online.
Posted by Rob January 18, 2012 15:53 - 1.3 years ago
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If you read his comments you would realize that he said that he has hundreds of games he hasn't posted online.


Hasn't posted online being the key word. He didn't get any good feedback from other developers online. Plus, I doubt he's being literal with the hundreds part. He's probably also counting all the .gm5's he used when he first tried figuring out what the fuck he's doing. You'd be amazed how many .gm6's I had on my old computer when I still used drag-n-drop, and thought that "Sprite" was just a kind of soda.

Either way, it doesn't matter. He obviously still has a lot to learn.
Posted by panzercretin January 18, 2012 16:01 - 1.3 years ago
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