For my final project in my internet class, I just need to basically put together a kick-ass site. I can make it on anything I want.

I'm thinking I want to make a site about toilets (because this is a bullshit class, anyway). Each page will be on a different kind of toilet, starting with chamber pots and ending with those crazy toilets that practically whipe your ass for you.
I want to use a COMPLETELY different layout and style for each page, and that's where I need help. I'm hoping to use fonts and styles to reflect the time periods corresponding to each toilet:
Chamber pot page might have a grungy parchment background with scribbly script, and olde timey wording... I dunno. Very simple page. Probably everything centered.
Then the crazy modern toilet page would be like... modern-y? I dunno. Animation would even be good, but that's far beyond my skill level. lol.

I'm going to do everything in code, so I could really use help wherever I can get it.
Thanks! =D

It's all due on the 9th of December, so I'd REEEALLY appreciate all the help you're willing to give! =)

Hey, guys! I know I haven't been around in a while like I said I would be, and I totally suck for that, but right now I REALLY need your help!
I've basically been using my principles of the internet class to catch up on sleep, but now that the midterm (which I aced, by the way!) is over, we're actually doing WORK!
I have to make a basic website about anything I want, with a nav bar including 5 links. So really, I have to make 6 pages and link them all together... and frankly..... I don't know how.
I know it's basic BASIC basic HTML and shyte, but it's just beyond me, and it's due tomorrow, and I'm freaking out!
Can I get some helpz?
My boyfriend was like "you just have to download a program and you'll get it done in like... 2 seconds!" but I have no idea what that program might be or where I might find it, and I just don't have the time or the patience to teach myself code or to learn how to use a new program right now.
I didn't know where else to turn for help. It's due tomorrow at noon, EST.
)=
^Sad face^

Ey, yo!

So I'm chillin in my Principals of the Internet class, and my boyfriend decides that he thinks he's more of a 1337 badass than I am, so I got on here to prove him wrong, and he cried and admitted defeat.

...okay he didn't cry...
but still.

AAAND now I'm here! But class is totally ending, and there's something wrong with my tummy. I need pepto bismol. o:

I've been spending a lot of time in Escape Games 24 lately. Who wants to make a fabulous room escape game for me?? =D

I'm also thinking about making a spooky virtual tour escape game with pictures that I intend to take of this really spooky building I'm visiting on halloween. Who wants to help me with that? =)

Back soon! <3

Ædit: You spelled Haloween wrong.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, all that fun shit.

The prodigal bitch hath returned, will be seated at the right hand of the blah blah blah, and will rise and come again to judge the quick and the ugly... something like that.

To those who are now officially confused, get used to it. Learn to love me, or learn to deal.

I can't remember what the length requirements are for blogs here, but I'm really not entirely sure if it matters, given that I am me, but I don't know who all is in some position of power these days besides Arc. Congrats, on that! Finally, my HNIC has been officially empowered. ;)

If you know me, HIYA! =D
If you don't, here's what you need to know:
I don't program. Gave it a quick spin, tried to learn junk... it's not my thing. I am here to restore order, comic relief, and your daily dosage of whoop-ass. ;D

Now that that's out of the way...

WHO MISSED ME?? =D

I'm leaving 64d.
It's not complicated, but it's not important.

If you don't get on my nerves, I'll let Arc give you my MSN address.

I hereby appoint Arc the HNIC of pwnage, so watch yourselves.

peace

[Inky Edit]
So you guys have basically figured it out. Yes, TG and I broke up.
I don't want anyone giving Barrett a hard time about it.
It won't do anyone any good. All I want is to leave this mess behind me.
Just... as a personal favor to me... leave him alone about it, plox. =3

Okay. I'm really leaving now.
xoxo
~Em

P.S.
Fuck it. I don't want basil, Firefly and Arc to have to deal with the traffic. I can always block people I don't want to talk to! =p

If you want to stay in touch, my MSN address is darkink08@hotmail.com

If you send a request, send it with this message:

"__your account name__ from 64d"

kthxbai! ^^

Following the title trend. :p

WARNING -- LONG BLOG AHEAD
CONTAINS LARGE AMOUNTS OF EPIC PWNAGE

Yes, I know this will most likely be removed from the "Latest Blogs" thinger if I don't put something of interest in it, so I suppose I must. :p

Item of Interest!
So I've broken my personal vow and returned to the pixelating community. I won't say I'm the best at it, but I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve. I've gone back to making "dream patches" for a virtual RPG world that I have been a part of for over 10 years now(I will not be naming this 'game,' as it is HIGHLY addicting, and frankly, I don't want to poison my precious world any further with the likes of ...well, y'all know who I mean). I am, however, sticking to my principles in that I WILL NOT be taking on any more large commissions EVER again. =3

Now, on to fun schtuff! =D

I just want to start off by thanking you all. You've made me feel so welcome here. I really have to admit that I've grown rather attached to the 64d community as a whole. The n00bs are minimal, but they're still there. That's important. If you've ever read "Brave New World," you should remember how they were always talking about how Epsilons were just as important as Alphas. It's just the same way here. Clearly, I am an Alpha, as I am the definition of "perfect," and I NEED Epsilons! I mean, seriously. If there weren't n00bs, who would I bash? How in the world could there be Epic Pwnage to entertain you if there were nobody to pwn? Then, beyond 64d having JUST the right amount of n00bs, the rest of the members are all capable of holding intelligent conversation! I couldn't have asked for more! I'm surrounded by intellectuals who appreciate my epic perfection and a few pwnable pipsqueaks! I love it. It's like the n00bs are the finger sandwiches at a classy party. ;)

And now, for a few choice lines that should not be forgotten. =3






Aaaand finally, most of the following conversation was a misunderstanding, and the girl I'm pwning is actually kind of a friend of mine now, but I can't resist letting you guys see the conversation, just because the amount of epic pwnage in it will simply blow your fucking minds! =D

Me:
Listen, sweety. I've heard many things about you...none of them good.
I really don't care how you present yourself to others or how you act. Be yourself. I don't care.
I DO care, however, if you are being yourself all over my boyfriend. I do NOT appreciate hearing that you spent about 10 minutes pinning my boyfriend to the floor at Brandon's party, nor do I appreciate hearing that you were all over him. I just feel it important to give you fair warning that if you continue to go around basically throwing yourself on other girls' boyfriends, you're going to get slapped. This is not a threat. It's a fact. Watch yourself, hon.

The person I'm talking to (only not really, because her friend actually sent this reply):
Uhm, LISTEN sweetie. I dont care how YOU feel. Your boyfriend was all over EVERY one. I will do what I WANT when I WANT to. And your not gonna stop me. So unless your gonna say something to my FACE dont try to act like you go hard on the internet. HON.

My EPIC reply:
Oh, I don't intend to stop you, doll. Why waste my time trying to stop a dog being a dog? It's not exactly possible, is it? Though it is possible to train a dog. Now, I CERTAINLY don't intend to attempt to train you, for that would require getting near you, and frankly, I don't want your diseases.
And I never attempted to act as though I "go hard" in any way. Quite the opposite, in fact. I don't "go hard" at all. I'm perfectly happy letting others do my dirty work if dirty work absolutely necessary. I don't want to get myself all excited. But no worries. You certainly don't warrant the effort of brute force. I know full well that you will be slapped across the face many many times in the years to come, so I really don't see why I should have to touch you. It will be taken care of eventually.
All I wanted to do was to let you know that I don't appreciate you touching my boyfriend. It's just so inconvenient to have to make sure he didn't contract anything nasty before I can come near him again.
In other words, just don't touch my boyfriend again. It's such a pain to have to disinfect him. Mkay, pumpkin? ;)

So, I'm noticing a lot of Drama Llama drama on this site. See, this is what happens when you bring girls into a boynerd community.
Yes, I'm a girl. No, I'm not saying I'm gonna make problems, though I will make drama. (Please note that drama is not ALWAYS a bad thing. Drama Llama drama, however, IS always a bad thing. That's the drama for which you must call in the Drama Llama to sort things out. That's when things get really ugly.)
All I want to say is that I want to stay out of this Drama Llama drama. I've already had people make comments about the fact that I'm here because I'm an admin's girlfriend... Please refrain from making these sort of comments. I don't like the Drama Llama. He spits. I want nothing to do with him.

Oh, and I've decided that I DO intend to have TG teach me the ways of game making, and I'm developing game ideas right now! Hooray! =D

Uhm...yeah, that's about it.
Happy December! =D

xoxo
~Em

So...here we are

Obviously this is not an update, for there is nothing to update as of yet.

My name is Emily. I know nothing about making games, and I can only just barely right HTML. By now, one or two of you know me through TG, but most of you don't. This being the case, I would now give a basic introduction for myself, but I'm not exactly sure if that falls under the category of appropriate blog topics, so I will attempt to find something else to put here...

....

......yeah, I've got nothing.

I don't really know what I intend to do here, so I can't exactly tell you all what to expect of me... I guess you'll just have to wait and see, because I'm completely in the dark as of now...

So...come along for the ride, or don't. Whatever you want to do. I look forward to learning about programing and such...

...that's really about it.

xoxo
~Em

[tg edit]
Clarification for the weak: Inky is ma girlfriend. Also, she will kick your ass via the interwebs if she needs to.

[Inky edit]
Yeah. What he said. I will 1337 your ass through the fucking roof and use my big words to make you cry, so don't give me a reason to, mkay? =3

[tg edit]
I love this girl.

[Inky edit]
This girl is loved! =D

[fb edit]
Marmalade.

[Inky edit]
Orange Marmalade?? =D

[ArcaEdit]
I wanted to feel special, so I edited the blog too :D

[Inky edit]
If you are the same Arc of whom flashback speaks, you must mend the "Favorite User" button with haste! I am getting restless and uncomfortable and....
oh no...
"I'M FEELING FAT AND SASSY!!"
look what you did!

[Fox Edit]
Am I too late for the party?

[Inky edit]
Are you kidding? The party's just getting started! =D

[Inky edit]
Looks like I spoke too soon. I guess the party IS over. :p

[ArcaEdit - Jan 1, 2008]
Hello? Helllooooo? Is anyone here? so cold...

[Inky edit- Nov 19, 2008]
*knits socks for Arc* Now I has pwnt all the colds! ^^