hey i had adream about you, that you thought my trolling was funny and we hooked up, and then you were being a turd at the races and i had to talk to you via 64 digits and facebook on my laptop even though you were like 2 people down from me. then you started wondering around andi couldnt find you. Then i kept asking you "where are you sleeping? are we still together or what? and you ignored me and ignored me. Then i was like "I Love you!" on your facebook and then this guy said i was destined to be second best to him, and i said "well your destinted to be a douche wearing checkered shirts!" then you sent me a IM on facebook saying that my trolling was funny and you wanted to get married. So we did, then we had a baby and then all you would do while it was being born was get on your laptop. I bet thats what would happen in real life.

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