This user leads a boring life.

Joined on August 7, 2005, 1:09 AM Visited on June 22, 2016, 4:06 AM

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by Asterisk

Posted on October 28, 2007 at 2:30 AM

Things lately have been so boring! Last night was fun, I suppose. I went to a 'party'. In quotes because there wasn't Male Strippers...I don't know. It was alright. It was a bit boring, sitting there, watching movies that were suppose to make us shit each other's pants, but I didn't jump once. Swear to God, though, in almost every movie, there's an Asian. Hot or not, always an Asian.

Been more active with GM. Big accomplishment. Maybe it's just that..after two years of using Game Maker and making pointless, random things for me to not use or delete five minutes afterwards gets kinda old.

But yea, I've been more active with it because there IS something a bit more interesting I'm working on. So far, it's just an engine, but it's going pretty well.

Hehe. Yeah, Zane posted a blog awhile back, talking about those Spanish guys that walked into Kwik-E-Mart/Speedy's. That was hilarious. They were standing over by the counter, wearing Andre' the Giant masks.

We almost got hit by a car that night. I had no idea that it was happening, but Zane was there and said 'What the FUCK!?' I looked up and theres this car just headed RIGHT for us. He didn't slow down, turn, go around us, nothing. Until we dove out of the way, he kept coming for us. I felt like throwing a rock or something, but I can't throw too well. Anyway, pissed me off. Freaked me out, too.

I figure since lots of people have done one 'poll' in there blog, I might as well.

If your dick got stuck to a pole when it was below zero outside, what would you do?

1. Use the pocket knife you carry around with you to perform Self-castration.
2. Try to bend over to pick up your cell-phone on the ground.
3.Fap to your 80 year old neighbor. Enjoy it while you still have feeling.