I haven't really blogged much at all lately, and I miss it. In an internet full of people tweeting about their lunches, sacrificing articles for more videos, and endlessly reblogging the same three inspirational quotes overlaid on Instagram photos, I like to be that one weird guy …

Randy Munroe's xkcd isn't the funniest webcomic in the world, and some of its strips are too verbose or too creepy, but on the odd occasion…

Inklewriter is quite a fun little toy to play with. It's a very simple, intuitive tool for writing choose your own adventure stories, but also gives you the ability to use markers, counters and paragraph run-ons to far outstrip any of the CYOA or Give Yourself Goosebumps books you may …

I just saw some preview footage of it. Preview footage that lasted three hours.

Since last Wednesday I've been teaching myself to type properly – that is, to use all ten fingers and not look at the keyboard (touch type) instead of hopping around the keyboard with between two and five fingers like I've been doing for most of my life.

>Go to front page.

First two episodes have been leaked. Go find them.

It's about time for another blog post. In an attempt to get back to my roots as a verbose git who posts mountains of tl;dr, I present you with this Cracked-style list of the top six things I hate seeing in amateur writing.