LOL @Dictation: sixteen women!

Posted by Moikle on March 17, 2008, 2:49 p.m.

you know those speech dictation things, well i have got it configured, and i was messing arround and i got this.

i read out each paragraph (the first was just background noise and me going "don't make me kill you!") and the result was quite funny!

"Do not make the killing off base if you enter a drawing to the address above the only sliding door on this page. If I forced a force* that one day distorted the world they ever told you will be dead in the end of the being the shuttle to be made in the southern end.

(from background noise)

do not make it to us by 69 for travelling** to get to the address above the NBA***sliding door in this fight a fire forced to force the London stock to the work that day ever told you you**** will be dead in the end of that being shuttled to make to be made in the southern and.

(first repitition)

Do not make it to the sixteen and try running to get the trust of the NBA sliding door and is fighting for a force force them and install to the work that day ever told you you get in the end of that being shuttled to make the did make it to the aid in the southern end if you.

(seccond repitition)

Do not make it to the sixteen and try running to get the trust of the NBA sliding door and is fighting for a force for spin and install to the work that they ever told you you getting the end of that being shuttled to make the did make it to the ended in the southern end or if.

(third repitition)

you do not make it to the sixteen for winning to get the trust of the NBA sliding door and is fighting for for for spin and in store for the work that ever told you get to the end of the being shuttled to make the did make it to the ended in something and you.

(fourth repitition)

If you do not make it to the sixteen for winning to get the trust of the NBA sliding door and is fighting for for spin in the store for the work that if the told you to get to the end of being shuttled to make that they may get to the ended in something and you

(fiifth repitition)

If you do not make it to the sixteen winning to get to the NBA sliding door and is working for force been in the store for the work that is the told you to get to the end of the shuttle to make the died may get you to the end it in something to do.

(sixth repitition)

If you do not make it to sixteen women***** to get to the NBA sliding door and is working for speeding the store who were told you to get to the end of the shuttle to make the study may get you to the end in some into the.

(seventh repitition)

"

* What force was that then? *parp!*

** spelling mistake. IT WAS THE COMPUTER NOT ME!!

*** Basketball?

**** repeated words

***** SIXTEEN women!? you must be beating them off with a stick!

Comments

PY 16 years, 2 months ago

*gets out stick*

Oh, yes, I am.

Moikle 16 years, 2 months ago

LULZ

OBELISK 16 years, 2 months ago

I like beating it off to a stick.

Moikle 16 years, 2 months ago

stick stick stickety stick!

stick