tho like i wath just riding my bike yesterday and i thort to mythelf, gee i wonder what its like to be a zebra. tho i kept on thinkin bout it like, i wonder how they mate and i wonder how big the little boyz penisuzz are. tho i eventually came to this concluthion and then it hit me, "WHAT HIT YOU!" you mite thay and then i will say "a car"

if your wondering why that little story sounds so gay its cus i just made it up on the spot and i dont even have a clue what i was talking about.
so since this is my first blog i thort i mite just introduce myself.

first of all my name is joe not 007...
im a teen and still young
i go to doms highschool
and i still dont have a clue what im writing about.

PS. the story is funnier if u read it to urself in an american accent with a lisp.