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It took a while, but I finally made a website dedicated to Cronies as a card game and as a creative project. Right now, I've got some character bios, an overview of what the game's about, a newsfeed, and a free demo of the game, among some small other things.
Please, feel free to plunder the site, comment on news pages, share the website, subscribe to the newsletter! (No, really, I insist!)
My current thoughts on Cronies compared to Dead Girls:
Cronies is definitely still more commercial - but now I'm pushing against that. I've started taking the designs a lot more personally - delineating from the original inspirational source of 80's cartoons and instead letting the cronies be who they truly wish to be (tell me I'm not the only one already seeing Dead Girls creep into the new design for Jeepers Reapers). Now that I've let myself do whatever I *really* want to creatively, I'm having way more fun on the project.
Also, school has started up, and to put things simply - I'm already stressed out. Only 4 courses, but the professors are *all* hardasses. Between Cronies an university, I'll be hard-up on time and sleep.
But we all know sleep is for the dead. (and the cozy)
The One Good Episode of She-Ra Posted on July 08, 2015 at 01:54
The heroes in the He-Man universe are terrible. Full-stop. They're banal Mary Sues, each and every one. They were morally uptight, and none of their designs were even mildly interesting (save for Orko and Man at Arms). The villains were always way, waaaay cooler. If a villain design wasn't genuinely badass (see: Hordak) they were hilariously dumb (see: Skeletor). They had motivations and flaws, and the fulfillment of the id is always more fit for cartoons than the preachiness of the superego.
What if I told you there was ONE episode of She-Ra were they actually acknowledged this and just had the villains fight each other?
OF SHADOWS AND SKULLS
...okay, slight exaggeration. She-Ra and them are still in the episode, but they barely affect the plot. You can safely ignore them for the most part - for the best viewing experience, skip to 3:50 and from then on tune out the heroes whenever they show up onscreen. The entire episode is the villains pushing each other's shit in as Skeletor is teleported to Etheria to fight Hordak, who hate each other because shut up. Treachery, double-crossing, and goofy action ensue.
spoilers for the skeptical (Show)
In one scene an enchanted sawblade is used to cut through a magic cage made out of bones. If that scene alone doesn't sound worth watching than you have no imagination.
And you wanna know why this is truly the best story ever made in the entire franchise?
Guess who the de-facto, no-joke protagonist is?
Yeah. Go watch it. Watch it and dream of what could have been.
“Yeah, then hand over your wallet and phone!” said the second mugger, waving his pistol in my general direction.
“Eat acid, fucknerds!” I exclaimed, launching my stomach out my mouth and onto the guntoter's strained, coked-out face.
It hit him with a resounding thud before plopping to the floor. He reacted too late by covering his face with his hands. Bad move. As he tried pulling them away, the flesh melted off his palms and cheeks like hot wax. Strings of it beaded up, then dribbled down his chin. His friend gasped for air, clutching his chest, gaze locked on his partner. I used the distraction to jam my pussy knife right into his pussy ear. His knees gave way - he was out cold. The guntoter lashed out back at me, but he tripped over my intestines, landing face-first onto concrete and broken glass. With both my assailants on the floor, I quickly coiled my stomach up, dusted it off, swallowed it, and ran.
Weird Vague Childhood Memories Posted on June 23, 2015 at 01:11
ITT: bizarre shit you only kinda remember from when you were little
My first go:
When I was four, I made a lot of concept art for a TV show idea. All I really remember is that it took place on a desert highway and one of the main characters was Miss Piggy but instead of hands she just had really big thumbs.