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Posted on March 27, 2016 at 23:55

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New Cronies Webhole!
Posted on January 26, 2016 at 19:34

Here she is!

It took a while, but I finally made a website dedicated to Cronies as a card game and as a creative project. Right now, I've got some character bios, an overview of what the game's about, a newsfeed, and a free demo of the game, among some small other things.

Please, feel free to plunder the site, comment on news pages, share the website, subscribe to the newsletter! (No, really, I insist!)

My current thoughts on Cronies compared to Dead Girls:

Cronies is definitely still more commercial - but now I'm pushing against that. I've started taking the designs a lot more personally - delineating from the original inspirational source of 80's cartoons and instead letting the cronies be who they truly wish to be (tell me I'm not the only one already seeing Dead Girls creep into the new design for Jeepers Reapers). Now that I've let myself do whatever I *really* want to creatively, I'm having way more fun on the project.

Also, school has started up, and to put things simply - I'm already stressed out. Only 4 courses, but the professors are *all* hardasses. Between Cronies an university, I'll be hard-up on time and sleep.

But we all know sleep is for the dead. (and the cozy)


hugs and millipedes,

~panzercretin




Martian Speed Dating!
Posted on September 07, 2015 at 21:25

Meet strange new people wearing foreign garb and cool helmets! (also a useful springboard for designing sci-fi characters)



Space to reroll. If you get anything interesting - please share, and feel free to use it for whatever you like.

Oh - if you end up running into Needlebee, tell him I said hi!





The One Good Episode of She-Ra
Posted on July 08, 2015 at 01:54

The heroes in the He-Man universe are terrible. Full-stop. They're banal Mary Sues, each and every one. They were morally uptight, and none of their designs were even mildly interesting (save for Orko and Man at Arms). The villains were always way, waaaay cooler. If a villain design wasn't genuinely badass (see: Hordak) they were hilariously dumb (see: Skeletor). They had motivations and flaws, and the fulfillment of the id is always more fit for cartoons than the preachiness of the superego.

What if I told you there was ONE episode of She-Ra were they actually acknowledged this and just had the villains fight each other?



OF SHADOWS AND SKULLS

...okay, slight exaggeration. She-Ra and them are still in the episode, but they barely affect the plot. You can safely ignore them for the most part - for the best viewing experience, skip to 3:50 and from then on tune out the heroes whenever they show up onscreen. The entire episode is the villains pushing each other's shit in as Skeletor is teleported to Etheria to fight Hordak, who hate each other because shut up. Treachery, double-crossing, and goofy action ensue.

spoilers for the skeptical (Show)


And you wanna know why this is truly the best story ever made in the entire franchise?

Guess who the de-facto, no-joke protagonist is?



Yeah. Go watch it. Watch it and dream of what could have been.




starfish
Posted on June 27, 2015 at 07:43

“Drop that pussy knife!” said the first mugger.

“Yeah, then hand over your wallet and phone!” said the second mugger, waving his pistol in my general direction.

“Eat acid, fucknerds!” I exclaimed, launching my stomach out my mouth and onto the guntoter's strained, coked-out face.

It hit him with a resounding thud before plopping to the floor. He reacted too late by covering his face with his hands. Bad move. As he tried pulling them away, the flesh melted off his palms and cheeks like hot wax. Strings of it beaded up, then dribbled down his chin. His friend gasped for air, clutching his chest, gaze locked on his partner. I used the distraction to jam my pussy knife right into his pussy ear. His knees gave way - he was out cold. The guntoter lashed out back at me, but he tripped over my intestines, landing face-first onto concrete and broken glass. With both my assailants on the floor, I quickly coiled my stomach up, dusted it off, swallowed it, and ran.




Weird Vague Childhood Memories
Posted on June 23, 2015 at 01:11

ITT: bizarre shit you only kinda remember from when you were little

My first go:

When I was four, I made a lot of concept art for a TV show idea. All I really remember is that it took place on a desert highway and one of the main characters was Miss Piggy but instead of hands she just had really big thumbs.




(NSFW) Gorsh, Max.
Posted on June 12, 2015 at 20:06

I figure we should have some fun with a bit of Cards Against Humanity-brand dark humor. Obviously, don't read/post if you aren't into this kind of stuff.

The goal of the game is to have Goofy react to something terrible that Max did, without explicitly stating what it is. The idea is to push the hapless father/clumsy son dynamic to the limit.

Examples:

"Gorsh, Max. Mickey's never coming out of that coma."

"Gorsh, Max. Donald's family can't even have an open-casket service with burns like that."

"Gorsh, Max. That was the last rainforest, you know."

"Gorsh, Max. Mankind isn't supposed to know about this for another four thousand years. There's gonna be riots across the planet. Their blood is on your hands, Max."

"Gorsh Max. The whole tray of cookies? God fucking dammit, Max."




sometimes when i overwork i feel like
Posted on April 28, 2015 at 21:26

homer simpson screaming into an aluminum elemental's vagina with such hollernocity that the reverb transcends all of springfield into the fourth spatial dimension



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