Damn you, JakeX. I thought my adddiction to ColumnsX was cured, but then I go and find out that you put a "secret character" in it. Now I'm going to get addicted again.

But seriously, Columns is dangerous. There was once a time when I couldn't turn the computer without playing at least two rounds of the damn game. I thought it was over, but no. No!!!

And what's up with those unbalanced characters? Twisetghost owns, Melee_Master just ruins the game, and Ludamad does nothing. WTF?

I hope this is long enough. I don't want it to get tagged.