All in a Day's Work

Posted by JoshDreamland on March 3, 2007, 3:29 p.m.

Well, I guess I have all I need done today. I cleaned my room, excercised for all of 20 minutes, which is all I ever do each day, tended to my brother who is still here after joining against my wishes a week ago, and even visited my hamsters. The …

I'm cooled

Posted by JoshDreamland on March 2, 2007, 6:43 p.m.

So recently I've had two strictly D&D projects to decompile, but it isn't going well. I need to… Go through my process… Without loading the game. If I try to change it during the game, it does not affect the performance at all. If I change a string, the game …

Deep Seeded Hatred

Posted by JoshDreamland on March 1, 2007, 7:30 p.m.

So the fuckers at Yoyo games have crossed the line. They have broken the camels back. Yesterday, at 12:00 AM to my knowledge, Yoyo games posted on their site the link to Mark's GM7.0. Those slimy crooks have taken all the glory. They have one page. It says get GM7 …

I Decompiled a Game

Posted by JoshDreamland on Feb. 28, 2007, 5:35 p.m.

That's right. This is not a joke. Face yourself with two options:

Consider that I am not a noob.

Consider that any noob can hack GM.

I went through ColumnsX and stole the following:

Script names


Object names

Room Names

JakeX would kill me if I posted scripts, but …

Metroid 3D

Posted by JoshDreamland on Feb. 26, 2007, 5:19 p.m.

Oh yes, this entry, today's entry,w is all about Metroid 3D. It's gonna be big. You heard. It's coming back, with a vengence. It will own your puny games in their sleep.

So I took fifteen minutes of my time and threw together a model of an iris. That opens …

Ahh, the Carnage of Programming

Posted by JoshDreamland on Feb. 25, 2007, 5:54 p.m.

Anybody who has ever made a big game knows that there is carnage involved. Yours. Unless you get angry at the computer first, in which case there will be flying keyboards.

But I don't get mad at my computer often. So I've been adding crap left and right to my …

Yay! I hacked the poo out of it!

Posted by JoshDreamland on Feb. 24, 2007, 7:36 p.m.

So I recently beat Twister Ghost's LOLOMGWTFBBQ4. But for me the true fun of a game is going back and tearing the fuck out of it. So I recorded my hacked version of the game as I talked to HobomonkeyC. The unfortunate part is when hacking a message in this …

Clock Strikes 13

Posted by JoshDreamland on Feb. 23, 2007, 7:56 p.m.

You often know you've been up too long when the clock strikes 13. Obviously either you counted wrong, or that's your clock's way of retiring on you.

When I'm tired I'll wake up from my… haze… to find myself opening up random codes and scripts and poking about them aimlessly, …

GM7 This Wednesday--Hate James Geary...

Posted by JoshDreamland on Feb. 23, 2007, 4:22 p.m.

It peeves me deeply that Mark didn't fix the encryption, for one, and that he announced, "YoYo Games has today announced that Game Maker version 7.0 will be available on Wedesday" instead of claiming his glory. It is his glory. Mark made Game Maker. Not Yoyo. Yoyo can go fuck …


Posted by JoshDreamland on Feb. 21, 2007, 5:49 p.m.

So sick of all the worthless crap that happens from day to day.

Today for example, as I was searching for VBasic and Perl programs to scan, I wandered upon this website offering the finest in VBasic programs. I was enthralled, until I noticed the text that was clearly visible …