Well, I guess I have all I need done today. I cleaned my room, excercised for all of 20 minutes, which is all I ever do each day, tended to my brother who is still here after joining against my wishes a week ago, and even visited my hamsters. The …

So recently I've had two strictly D&D projects to decompile, but it isn't going well. I need to… Go through my process… Without loading the game. If I try to change it during the game, it does not affect the performance at all. If I change a string, the game …

So the fuckers at Yoyo games have crossed the line. They have broken the camels back. Yesterday, at 12:00 AM to my knowledge, Yoyo games posted on their site the link to Mark's GM7.0. Those slimy crooks have taken all the glory. They have one page. It says get GM7 …

That's right. This is not a joke. Face yourself with two options:

Oh yes, this entry, today's entry,w is all about Metroid 3D. It's gonna be big. You heard. It's coming back, with a vengence. It will own your puny games in their sleep.

Anybody who has ever made a big game knows that there is carnage involved. Yours. Unless you get angry at the computer first, in which case there will be flying keyboards.

So I recently beat Twister Ghost's LOLOMGWTFBBQ4. But for me the true fun of a game is going back and tearing the fuck out of it. So I recorded my hacked version of the game as I talked to HobomonkeyC. The unfortunate part is when hacking a message in this …

You often know you've been up too long when the clock strikes 13. Obviously either you counted wrong, or that's your clock's way of retiring on you.

It peeves me deeply that Mark didn't fix the encryption, for one, and that he announced, "YoYo Games has today announced that Game Maker version 7.0 will be available on Wedesday" instead of claiming his glory. It is his glory. Mark made Game Maker. Not Yoyo. Yoyo can go fuck …

So sick of all the worthless crap that happens from day to day.