For some reason, I couldn't get on here for a while….but I'm back now…not that anyone really cares. Anway, I've got an update for any who are following Rollo: The Mask Unveiled.

UPDATE: I've finished six and a half levels and updated the menus a bit. Still workin' out the bugs though…. also, I've added a few new objects and have a mental list of environments all planned out. I could also use a bit of help with music….I may be releasing a WIP soon, but I'm not certain yet.

Question: on average, about how many games do you download per week? For me it depends. Sometimes I download three, and sometimes none at all. Just curious.

I was surfing the web last night and found some pretty funny stuff. Thought I'd share it:

Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Reports) and from Royal Navy and Marines officer fitness reports:

1. A gross ignoramus = 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

2. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

3. Donated his body to science before he was done using it.

4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

5. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

6. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

7. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

8. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.

9. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

10. Takes him 10 hours to watch 60 minutes.

11. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

12. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

Dumb Newspaper Headlines:

1. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

2. Blind woman gets new kidney from daughter she hasn't seen in years

3. Cold wave linked to temperatures

4. Dealers will hear car talk at noon

5. Drunk gets nine months in violin case

6. Eye drops off shelf

7. If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

8. Include your Children when Baking Cookies

9. Man is fatally slain

10. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

11. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

12. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

13. Official: Only rain will cure drought

14. Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows

15. Lack of brains hinders research

16. How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem,

17. Snow Blower For Sale…Only Used On Snowy Days

18. Free Puppies…Part German Shepherd/Part Dog

19. Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 Years Old. Unpleasant Little Dog

20. German Shephard. 85 Lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

21. Georgia Peaches - California Grown - 89 Cents Lb.

22. "If It's In Stock, We Have It!"

23. Free: Farm Kittens. Ready To Eat

24. Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty

25. Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell

26. Fully Cooked Boneless Smoked Man - $2.09 Lb.

Any laughs in there??????