Obelisk Birthday Song

Posted by SixWinged on Oct. 18, 2008, 5:31 a.m.

Death and gloom and black despair

People dying everywhere.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue,

Your children plot to murder you.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Now that you're the age you are

Your demise cannot be far.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

It's your birthday never fear

You'll be dead this time next year.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Fear and gloom and darkness but

No one found out YOU KNOW WHAT.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

We love children, yes we do

Boiled or baked or in a stew.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

So another year has passed

Don't look now they're gaining fast.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

I pray you pass your verse along

And thus improve our merry song.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

I thought you might like that since you seem to have forgotten. :P

Comments

[deleted user] 15 years, 7 months ago

Haha, this was great.

dront 15 years, 7 months ago

I have to agree with Kyou.

PY 15 years, 7 months ago

That was great, well done :)

frenchcon1 15 years, 7 months ago

That's not yours! D:

Juju 15 years, 7 months ago

64D is a surprisingly enlightened place. Hell, we're all writing poetry.

Grand-High Gamer 15 years, 7 months ago

Now brother, let us join hands in prayer!

OBELISK 15 years, 7 months ago

YOU FOUND THE BIRTHDAY SONG

[deleted user] 15 years, 7 months ago

Plethicide; He totally deserves praise for finding it.