Takagi's Orgasmic Experience

Posted by Takagi on July 31, 2008, 2:05 p.m.

I think I had an orgasmic experience with a girl…. or rather, her laptop.

She was running Vista (said it was XP… fail), it had a nice pink theme to it, it was Sony Vaio, had Pentium dual core processors, a nice built in camera (aesthetically nice, dunno about functionality), very sweet keyboard and mouse layout, and was actually running pretty smoothly.

I totally plugged my USB flash drive into that thing.

It was this experience that made me realize something. I like computers and spend more time with computers than I do with girls. Besides the obvious reasons, here are some more insightful reasons why I favor computers over girls.

Listing a few of them off…

1. You can plug your USB drive into a PC right after you buy it and install the drivers. *innuendo*
2. You can unzip files on a PC within like…. ten seconds. A girl? Not so much. *innuendo*
3. Hitting your PC can usually fix problems. Hitting girls gets you in trouble.
4. You can dual boot a PC. So in case you don't like how your PC is running, you can install another OS. Girls can't change their personalities like that. Unless they're bipolar, in which case, you've got some problems.
5. The bigger the number on a PC (RAM, hard disk space, etc.), the better. The bigger the number for a girl (weight, age, etc.), the worse.

Yes, I need a life.


Grand-High Gamer 11 years, 1 month ago

You could have totally made a backdoor/anal sex joke there. Fail.

Juju 11 years, 1 month ago

Yes, I need a life.
Give it time.

Siert 11 years, 1 month ago

Girls > Computers * 10^10^10^10

Also with your number five "fact" your saying that a 70 pound 10 year old is hotter than a 110 pound 16 year old? -gross…

Josea 11 years, 1 month ago

Eh, no, computers are nice, but natural instincts are way above that.

I want a laptop =(

Polystyrene Man 11 years, 1 month ago
Cesque 11 years, 1 month ago

Both girls and computers suffer from same bugs, though. You're sitting there interacting and suddenly bzzzt their settings change and you don't know what the hell is going on. You spend the next week trying to fix things, but then you just have to dump them anyway and go looking for a new one, with a more user-friendly OS.

The Avatrol 11 years, 1 month ago

Since when does hitting a computer "usually fix problems"??? XD

You just need to find the right girl to fit your needs, as you would with a computer, but it's a really silly comparison anyways, hehe. Maybe I'm taking this too seriously, but I have to agree: Girls > Computers

SquareWheel 11 years, 1 month ago

Have you ever defragmented a girl? Yeah, you think about what that means.

ultim8p00 11 years, 1 month ago

Girls and computers. You just never know exactly what is wrong. They are never upfront about exactly what is bugging them.

Girls>>>>Computers though

Siert 11 years, 1 month ago

Thank god we have some sane people here!

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