Europe from an American memory

Posted by colseed on April 10, 2012, 9:46 p.m.

Because Cesque told me to!

Probably best to read the handwritten things at 200% because I made the original image canvas too small :/

(shaded areas are where my memory derped most)

(also Malta)

Comments

pounce4evur 8 years, 4 months ago

I think you need more shaded area.

colseed 8 years, 4 months ago

I also probably should have mentioned that the entire area labeled "Balkans" is derpland trailing off into [UNDEFINED].

and that the accuracy of the map decreases from east to west

Seleney 8 years, 4 months ago

I miss Norway, their long boats and their butter obsessions. ;)

Eva unit-01 8 years, 4 months ago

LOOK AT ALL. THAT. JUICE!

Also, it does need more shaded area.

LAR Games 8 years, 4 months ago

And the dragon fights. They have those, right?

colseed 8 years, 4 months ago

I added most of teh derps

plus dragons

and turkey

Josea 8 years, 4 months ago

Portugal goes all the way to the southern border of the iberian peninsula, there are no countries south of it that lie within the peninsula.

Iceland is larger and northwest of the UK.

Other than that, anything east of Poland is a like a huge fog of war for me.

Rob 8 years, 4 months ago

I…… what…..

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Portugal goes all the way to the southern border of the iberian peninsula, there are no countries south of it that lie within the peninsula.

Maybe he was thinking of Gibralter, which is a British dependency (or something along those lines), but not a country itself. …and it's way the fuck smaller than that.

You should be a LOT more concerned over what he thinks Turkey looks like. Or how like 75% of Easern Europe isn't even there. And how fucking huge Greece is, or how Iceland is like 10% the real size, or how Sardinia/Corsica aren't even there (then again France/Italy are pretty malformed, so I guess I shouldn't expect those.) Ooorrrrrr the fact that there's no Demark or Norway (and Scandinavia is all kinds of fucked as well) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor actually fuck it, there are so many goddamned things wrong with this map, and I'm not even a geography student. It makes EUIII look historically accurate.

[quote=colseed's map](yes. I really labeled Malta)[/quote]

Too bad it's in the wrong goddamned place.

Oh, and did the Balkans get nuked off the face of the Earth during their civil war in your universe, or did you really think Italy was that far away from the west Balkan coast.

Cesque 8 years, 4 months ago

BWAHAHAHA.

You need to be more Hungary for knowledge and Czech some facts about Eastern Europe. There's Nor-way Scandinavia is in the right place.

But I like how you added a country under Portugal.

Still, my favourite derp of yours is missing Turkey along with the entire Iberian Anatolian peninsula.

Rob 8 years, 4 months ago

I think I need some sleep (2:30am) because I actually laughed at those puns.

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Still, my favourite derp of yours is missing Turkey along with the entire Iberian peninsula.

I don't know about in Polish, but in English the "Iberian Peninsula" is this:

Or were you talking about that old Iberian kingdom that's like near… Georgia.. or wherever the fuck it is… I don't know. I just remember seeing it on a map once and being confused.