Posted on August 28, 2018 at 11:12 AM
HOW TO PLAY:
Arrow Keys - Move
Space Bar - Revive Drunk Abby
1 - View story, play tutorial game
2 - Jump into a harder game
Esc - Quit
Abby is the only one who showed up for work at East Park Gallery, the day of the gallery's big gala.
And there's a lot of crappy art to sell!
Features a shockingly realistic simulation of employment at an unscrupulous art gallery:
Get patrons drunk enough to buy the bad art!
Put out fires and cigars to preserve the paintings long enough to sell them!
Use a fan to destroy fire-causing smoke clouds!
Try not to get so drunk that you black out and embarrass yourself!
Sell $10,000 worth of garbage art to avoid sleeping with your boss!
Angry patrons help sober drunk patrons, so make sure at least half of your visitors are happy.
An angry patron is better than a smoker.
The higher the Drunkometer goes, the harder Abby is to control. Pace yourself!
If you're too drunk to walk, keep moving to sober up faster.
Indie Speed Run 2015 for encouraging this game.
Parkwest Gallery, whose corruption inspired this game in the first place.