mikemacdee
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Move D'Arte

by mikemacdee


Posted on August 28, 2018 at 11:12 AM


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HOW TO PLAY:

In-Game
Arrow Keys - Move
Space Bar - Revive Drunk Abby

Title Screen
1 - View story, play tutorial game
2 - Jump into a harder game
Esc - Quit


Abby is the only one who showed up for work at East Park Gallery, the day of the gallery's big gala.

And there's a lot of crappy art to sell!

Features a shockingly realistic simulation of employment at an unscrupulous art gallery:

    Get patrons drunk enough to buy the bad art!
    Put out fires and cigars to preserve the paintings long enough to sell them!
    Use a fan to destroy fire-causing smoke clouds!
    Try not to get so drunk that you black out and embarrass yourself!
    Sell $10,000 worth of garbage art to avoid sleeping with your boss!

BONUS TIPS:

    Angry patrons help sober drunk patrons, so make sure at least half of your visitors are happy.
    An angry patron is better than a smoker.
    The higher the Drunkometer goes, the harder Abby is to control. Pace yourself!
    If you're too drunk to walk, keep moving to sober up faster.

SPECIAL THANKS:

    Indie Speed Run 2015 for encouraging this game.
    Parkwest Gallery, whose corruption inspired this game in the first place.