HOW TO PLAY:

In-Game

Arrow Keys - Move

Space Bar - Revive Drunk Abby

Title Screen

1 - View story, play tutorial game

2 - Jump into a harder game

Esc - Quit

Abby is the only one who showed up for work at East Park Gallery, the day of the gallery's big gala.

And there's a lot of crappy art to sell!

Features a shockingly realistic simulation of employment at an unscrupulous art gallery:

    Get patrons drunk enough to buy the bad art!

    Put out fires and cigars to preserve the paintings long enough to sell them!

    Use a fan to destroy fire-causing smoke clouds!

    Try not to get so drunk that you black out and embarrass yourself!

    Sell $10,000 worth of garbage art to avoid sleeping with your boss!

BONUS TIPS:

    Angry patrons help sober drunk patrons, so make sure at least half of your visitors are happy.

    An angry patron is better than a smoker.

    The higher the Drunkometer goes, the harder Abby is to control. Pace yourself!

    If you're too drunk to walk, keep moving to sober up faster.

SPECIAL THANKS:

    Indie Speed Run 2015 for encouraging this game.

    Parkwest Gallery, whose corruption inspired this game in the first place.