Problems

Posted by rufus on Sept. 21, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

So the other day i hit my girlfriend in the face, Ive never done it before and i never want to do it again. She just kept talking and talking and bitching about everything.

Then the boiling point came and i struck her. She ran to the other room crying and i decided that i had to get out. It was pouring down rain but I walked a few blocks up town to the square and then I whistled for a cab and when it came near

the licensce plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

if anything I could say that this cab was rare,but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air!I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabbie,yo homes smell ya later

looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air and masturbated.

Sorry.

Comments

Kenon 10 years, 2 months ago

That and jokes about early 90's shows.

Cpsgames 10 years, 2 months ago

>_>

Unaligned 10 years, 2 months ago

A day of the average… what?

sirxemic 10 years, 2 months ago

Quote:
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
At this point I decided to take this whole blog not seriously.

MMOnologueguy 10 years, 2 months ago

Quote:
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
At this point I knew this blog was serious business.

Grand-High Gamer 10 years, 2 months ago

Rufus get in the kitchen and make her a fucking sandwich.

Rez 10 years, 2 months ago

:(

Rez 10 years, 2 months ago

this is kinda the funniest blog ever though

sk8m8trix 10 years, 1 month ago

You have a girlfriend? What did you name your left hand again? Does your right hand ever get jealous? I heard you fuck dogs, you are one sick fucking piece of work, seriously.