Posted by rufus on March 6, 2011, 3:09 p.m.

So,yesterday was one of the best days in recent memory. I am a assistant store manager for a mcdonalds. Yeah lame i know but i get eleven fifty an hour…American. So anyways there was a big ass snow storm so there wasnt much to do.

Being a saturday i had three people over eightteen on my shift. So i sent them home as soon as possible. Then with the cameras on the fritz due to the snow i preceded to drink with a very comely young girl in the managers office all day while i let my young charges run the store as they see fit. Well…come four o clock when the call came to shut down the store due to no bussiness i had drank with my young friend half a bottle of five o clock vodka, one regiester was fifity bucks short, and one of my young charges was a sleep in the lobby while two more were screaming at each other in the kitchen. So i think i may be going on a vacation when i go back to work on tuesday. After all, i think i earned it.


KaBob799 9 years, 8 months ago

They let you be an assistant manager?

Castypher 9 years, 8 months ago

McDonald's has never had high standards for management.

Eva unit-01 9 years, 8 months ago

lolwut. Just sounds like the whole place went to McAnarchy xD.

The Avatrol 9 years, 8 months ago

Haha, you doucebag. One time I was at McDonalds with my friend and he asked for no pickles and they put a shit ton of them on his burger. He went up to the counter and threw the fucking burger at one of the bitches working there and started swearing and making a big scene. I could help but start laughing. Then we got the fuck out of there. Anyways, did she give yo a BJ at least?

sk8m8trix 9 years, 8 months ago

Does comely mean ugly? Cause judging from your looks no halfway decent girl would hang around you. Guess you kinda have to get them drunk.