The New World Order

Posted by sk8m8trix on July 15, 2011, 3:50 p.m.

They say the new world order is just god's master plan but if the blueprint calls some to starve, don't blame god's right-hand man, 'cause the president is holy, and the president is pious, and hallelujah! he's a good ol' boy! hosannah in the highest!

The plan is written in god's hand so only bush can read it, and it calls for battle in god's name and it calls for bush to lead it, and the blueprint calls to drill for oil, and exterminate the land, and if you can't hear god's calling, then you're probably from france! cause the USA is holy, and the USA is pious, and hallelujah! god is on our side! hosannah in the highest!

And god is great, and god is good, and let us thank god for our food, we may well have more than we need and god well yet have mouths to feed, but god is great, and god is good, and someday soon, he'll feed you, too, 'cause once we've got our yachts and crowns, god planned some food to trickle down, so just keep those thoughts holy, be patient and be pious, and hallelujah! god'll grant your prayers, hosannah in the highest!

And I thank god for a god so mild, who spared the rod and spoiled the child, and signed a blank check so his boys and girls could buy up the entire world, so don't think us rude if we intrude, but god in heaven ordained us to, so you best improve that attitude and step aside we've work to do and thanks for keeping things in shape 'til we could come and take our place. Oh hallelujah! ain't life great? Hosanna in the highest!

Comments

Hootiehoo 12 years, 10 months ago

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The posers you speak of aren't true Christians
What is a TRUE christian?

Castypher 12 years, 10 months ago

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Everyone acts along?
Ah, if only it were that simple.

However, looks like we got a bit more out of this blog than expected. Sweet. Also, Sk8 still has his currently banned badge. Way to go.

sirxemic 12 years, 10 months ago

Badges are so V2.

Also did you even understand what I meant? No one was making a deal of anything and you acted like people did. So yes, it actually is that simple.

Toast 12 years, 10 months ago

I don't get your point SMP. If the wrongdoings are true, why is it inconsiderate to point them out, how is it a false stereotype?

I think you're typically rearing up on your hind legs without pausing to consider that song wasn't actually criticising you in particular. At no point does it say "All people in the world who call themselves Christians are immoral". It doesn't even mention Christians, or the Christian faith… even though there's plenty to say about all of you.

The Avatrol 12 years, 10 months ago

Well I believe in the flying spaghetti monster. There is no proof, but it's so cool it has to be true.

Castypher 12 years, 10 months ago

Well Xemic, I may have used the wrong words. At any rate, it's not something to worry about. I'm not upset, and wasn't when I posted the original comment, but I do wonder why people consistently give the same reactions. Honestly I'd like to see someone's more witty input, but that's just me.

And you weren't the only person I was talking to. I was pretty surprised at how random song lyrics were taken as a personal belief and a means of bashing a group of people. So there's no need to take it personally, really.

sk8m8trix 12 years, 10 months ago

Christian's are blind sheep. You should all take this in the most personal way possible.

Cesque 12 years, 10 months ago

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Christian's are blind sheep.

Yeah, I'll never buy sheep from Christian again. [/lamejoke]

JID 12 years, 10 months ago

I have a christian named Cousin. I think he delivers mail now.

Rez 12 years, 10 months ago