The Anger Managment Man...

Posted by DarkSoulcalibur on Jan. 6, 2007, 5:47 p.m.

A story of a man who has wat we say… "A.D.H.D" (you get very angery… very easily)

…and this is his story of how he found an anger managment program to calm himself down wen he got pissed off…

ok here it is…

one day wen i drove to mcdonald's, i came up to the drive through window. I specificly told the guy i wanted onions rings and a mediom coke. when i got the food, it was a f'n big mac and a small diet coke! I asked the guy why he gave me the wrong order, he just ignored me… .so i looked on his chest were his I.D card was and looked at the Mcdonald's Phone number and his first and last name (which was John Elvrag)… Later that night, i called the Mcdonalds Number and asked for Mark Elvrag, when he said "hello" I asked "is this Mark?" He said "yes this is… why?" then i just said this… "your a f'n **hole!" then i just hung up… it really amused me… the next day, wen i was on my way to work, this guy driving a black pick-up drove into the parking spot which i was waiting for for quet a while… wen he got out of his car, i lowered my window and yelled "you **hole!!!" then i parked sumwhere else… after work i walked over to his car… I scratched "**hole" into the door of his car with my keys, then i looked up, there was a "for sale" sign in the window" i wrote down the phone number on it and went home" the next morning i called his number… I ask "is this the guy with a black pick up for sale?" he said "yeah, you can come over and look at it this evening, my address is 301 albany ave." then i just helled "**hole" and hung up. right after that i called the first **hole who worked at mcdonalds. He said "stop calling me! where do u live???!!!" i told him i lived at "301 albany ave, and i have a black pick-up parked infront…" he then said "well, im coming over there and im going to kick ur f'n ***!!!" I hung up… then luaghed as i called the second **hole who stole myparking spot… I said "hey **hole! im coming over to ur house and im goingg to kick ur ***!" then i hung up… then i called the police and told them "911! there's a guy coming to sum1's house and there going to get in a big fight! then they said "we'll get over there as soon as possible!…" i hung up, then luaghed very hard… after a few minutes i drove over to 301 albany ave. and i sat back and watched the 2 **holes fighting and the police yelling at them to stop… that was 1 of the best week of my lives, and wenever i got agnery, i had 2 **holes to call and hell at… that is my story.

lol, i kinda liked that story so i post it here :)

Comments

DarkSoulcalibur 17 years, 2 months ago

a few spelling errors… :'( but i still kinda think it was funny

flashback 17 years, 2 months ago

ADHD is NOT anger management. ADHD is Attention Deficit Hyperactive disorder.

Which means you're hyper and easily distractable.

DesertFox 17 years, 2 months ago

//A story of a man who has wat we say… "A.D.H.D" (you get very angery… very easily)//

You are seriously mistaken.

ADHD is Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, not being angry. I have ADHD - its the same thing as ADD, even though people who know nothing about it say that they are different.

ADHD means that you find it hard to pay attention for long periods of time, but if something interests you, you focus on it and nothing else in the world matters; it takes a crowbar to distract you then.

Thats ADHD in a nutshell. I have a a moderate/high case of ADHD. I know what it is.

DesertFox 17 years, 2 months ago

And FB beat me to it.

Graydon 17 years, 2 months ago

@DesertFox Then if thats what it means, then I have a problem I didnt know about. Another name for that disorder is lazyness.

DesertFox 17 years, 2 months ago

<font size=48>THIEF</font>

<a href=http://www.ahajokes.com/fp050.html>Look, a link to a page that has been around for ages!</a>

//then i parked sumwhere else…//

You can't drive, much less own a car…

DesertFox 17 years, 2 months ago

@Graydon

//@DesertFox Then if thats what it means, then I have a problem I didnt know about. Another name for that disorder is lazyness.//

I have ADHD, but I am not lazy. <b>How dare you assume that just because I am ADHD that I am lazy</b>. Laziness is not a disorder. A lot of the smartest, most productive people are ADHD.

I find that comment extremely offensive;

Take that and don't be a jackass. Ignorance on your part does not constitute my laziness.

DesertFox 17 years, 2 months ago

Oh, and by the way, did you know that on average, people with ADHD test higher on intelligence tests?

Graydon 17 years, 2 months ago

I went to the link, it's funny'er.

KaBob799 17 years, 2 months ago

I might have ADD o.0 never had anyone try to figure out if I did or not.

heh
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get very angery… very easily
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