Possession of Cocaine

Posted by HeroofTime55 on Aug. 17, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

Comments

KaBob799 16 years ago

Just what do they consider trace amounts? 1 molecule?

Also, they only tested 234 bills, all from major cities <_<

Iluvfuz 16 years ago

No wonder when I lick my money I feel a little jolt.

The Avatrol 16 years ago

What ever, it's really not surprising considering how many hands money goes through. Imagine all the germs and shit on there too. Nasty. I make it a rule to always wash my hands after handling money.

panzercretin 16 years ago

They also found traces of shit in burgers from McDonald's and the like. We shouldn't be worried anyways, it's not lke we lick our money much.

Xxypher 16 years ago

wat

ESA 16 years ago

I heard about this. Also, some cities hire people to analyze samples of sewage to collect statistics on the amount of drugs being used

DSG 16 years ago

who cares.

Cesque 16 years ago

My first thought was to direct a horror movie about POSSESSED COCAINE.

My second thought, not that surprising. At least it shows paper bills have more uses than just looking green.

My third thought, wonder if they ever do testing for various human-body-originating substances.

Toast 16 years ago

Quote:
who cares.
This.

Do you know how many dicks the water molecules you drink every day have been through?

Alot of dicks.

Polystyrene Man 16 years ago

This isn't really surprising.

Think of it: One cocaine-contaminated bill goes through an ATM.

Now, for some time, all of the bills after it are going to get some of that contamination. It doesn't mean that 90% of bills have been used to snort cocaine.