well hello there gentlepeople

Posted by Manny_The_Great on Aug. 24, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

So i have not blogged in a while and do i have much to tell. so this past weekend was a fun one.ill start at the first night.

so me and Obel are walking around and see a kid rip a handle off of a door at the school. but that is not the highlight of the night. so we ended up getting some bread related beverages.

we then went to our friends house and drank a bit there then our friend had to go to sleep so we take some beers and start walking. we then go to the football field for a bit. then we went and got this whore for Obel.

in his drunken stupor he hung all over her, and did some other stuff with her.we then had to sneak her back into her house.we then walked around some more i would like to say the time was about 1:30 AM. i then got a hold of another one of my good friends, asterisk who had my cigars.

we then went to our ceremonial place "The Mound" and we sat there finished our beverages and i smoked my cigars while we contemplated life. after a couple of hours we decided to walk somewhere we had no idea where but some where.

We ended up at the football fields again, this time we tried to get in the press boxes.Sadly they were both locked.

Eventually we just sat on the stands till 3:30.we then walked back to his house. as soon as we got in the Bat-Cave i said brb and quickly passed out.

so here's me thinking that my adventures for the weekend were over, little did i know that the next night was too be even better.

Started out to the realization that out friend had probably drank the beer so i called him and he lied to us. so e being angered proceeded to a party that a i knew of, and we see our friend along the way, and he turns around and leaves as fast as he could.

so i go to this party pissed, this party happened to be at the same place that the Wayne Brady incident happened. so Obel was not allowed in. at this time i saw still sober, so some of my friends wanted to go to taco bell and asked me to drive.

I can drive but i am not legal, but i drove any ways and this night just so happened to be the night that tons of cops were patrolling the city where we had to go. it was only like a 15 minute drive. so the people in the car are all drunk except for me and Obel. we get there i saw like 8 cops in town i was freaking out a bit.

In the end we made it back and got half a thirty pack out of it so i was happy. we ended up going back to Obel's empty house and drank it and got pretty good. we stayed up pretty late.

i have some parts that fuzz a bit, but for the most part i remember laying on the floor for an hour.Also Obel and I walked to the gas station and got doughnuts at 5:30. we got back to the house at 6:15. About that time i went down stairs and passed out.

I woke up to a text from my step mom telling me that she is coming to pick me up at 11:45. and i look at the clock and its 11:25. So i rush and take a shower to get the smell off me, and sober up a bit more.

i couldn't find Obel Till i got out…….I wonder where he was.

Comments

Manny_The_Great 13 years, 8 months ago

better? wasn't too sure about it. thanks

OBELISK 13 years, 8 months ago

That was a hell of a night. Both of them.

Cesque 13 years, 8 months ago

Quote:
so me and Obel

Stopped reading right there.

Juju 13 years, 8 months ago

Made it to the second paragraph this time Cesque, I think we're ready for The Dog Sat On The Mat next week.

Castypher 13 years, 8 months ago

First paragraphs are always killer, especially this one.

Toast 13 years, 8 months ago

tl;dr version "olol"

sirxemic 13 years, 8 months ago

Quote:
I think you shouldn't try to bring up a discussion about religion.
There was a discussion about religion in this kind of bog!?

Ronnica 13 years, 8 months ago

I'm with Cesque.

KaBob799 13 years, 8 months ago

So… thats a good night?

mazimadu 13 years, 8 months ago

Whis is pretty much what I got out of reading this.

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