...That's Gross

Posted by Ronnica on March 19, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

I was at the gym today working with a personal trainer for the first time. Things were good. I put in a lot of effort and was doing the first exercises just fine. I was getting tired real fast because it's been A LOOOONG TIME since I've done any REAL activity. Anyways thirty minutes into it, I started getting a burning feeling in my stomach area.

"I'm feeling nauseous…"

"Really what did you have for breakfast today?"

I thought for a while before realizing that I actually hadn't eaten today.

"I didn't eat."

"Oh that's not good. You gotta eat a good breakfast everyday…"

I started to take steps backwards to the garbage can in the corner of the room as he kept lecturing about healthy eating. I didn't want to be rude but the more he talked, the more nauseous I became. He was following me the whole time.

"Do you want me to get you something to eat?"

I held my hand up and pointed as to say "Gimme a sec," turned my head to the can and vomited a lovely dark pink stream into the garbage. That shut him up. I felt dizzy and couldn't talk for a while.

"…Yeah, I'm gonna get you something to eat."

He came back three minutes later with a Snickers bar for me but I couldn't eat it.

So since I moved, I've done nothing great with my time. I spend my days cleaning up my apartment and playing games. I've lived away from home for a total of seven and a half months and in that short time, I've gained a significant amount of weight, and it's quite embarrassing.

To fix this, I've gotten a membership at the Alaska Club. It's a 50 minute walk from my building and I go often. My goals are to lose weight (obviously) and actually gain some muscle tone. I wanna get back to my "when I first signed up at 64digits" weight of 135lbs. I know, what a fatty huh? It's better than what I'm at now.

I threw up at approx. 10:30am Alaska time. It is now 4:18pm and I've yet to feel hungry so I haven't eaten. I'll get to it eventually.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!

Comments

MMOnologueguy 12 years ago

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I threw up at approx. 10:30am Alaska time. It is now 4:18pm and I've yet to feel hungry so I haven't eaten. I'll get to it eventually.
I hate it when this happens. I fucking love eating and I don't know how to deal with not giving a fuck about it.

Have fun being an atrophic fatass.

firestormx 12 years ago

Just for the record, not eating doesn't really help your body burn fat. When you do eventually eat, your body's metabolism doesn't kick into action like it should.

I know it's much more complicated than that, but even if you're not hungry, you should eat a little snack to keep the metabolism going.

I've gained a shit load of weight too. :(

Ronnica 12 years ago

@ Fsx : I'm well aware of that. I have no problem eating seeing as I've done well with gaining weight. But even after getting sick, I just wasn't hungry. Maybe I was embarrassed or something. It's 5:33pm and I've just had dinner. I'm not intentionally avoiding eating I just got sick today because it's been forever since I've worked out.

Alert Games 12 years ago

64digits causes you to gain weight? OSHI-

firestormx 12 years ago

AG: Maybe you're just pregnant.

Ronnica: Oh lordy, I hope you're not pregnant.

Rez 12 years ago

When I started working out, I noticed a rapid increase in overall productivity (I worked on phobos endlessly). But now that I haven't worked out in 11 months or so… yea not so much.

firestormx 12 years ago

Calories out isn't just used by being active. You have to metabolize everything (for example ephedrine is metabolized into methamphetamine <3), and your cells are constantly metabolizing things to keep themselves alive.

I don't know if you were disagreeing with me or not, but I'm drunk, SO I'MMA START A FIGHT.

Working out gives you lots of energy and definitely makes you more productive.

That's why I only went a few times over my year-long gym membership. It was non-condusive to my fuck-everything,-I'm-gonna-sit-at-home-lifestyle.

Castypher 12 years ago

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When I started working out, I noticed a rapid increase in overall productivity
I am going to try this.

ALSO EWW RONNICA THAT'S FUCKING GROSS.

And how many times do I have to tell you that 135 is not fat? My mom, for example, is somewhere between 120 and 140, and is very slim, and still quite toned (muscle weighs more than fat). I am 140 and you know what I look like. I don't even have the natural body fat that women have.

I bet you're really 140 right now and you still think that's so bad. What're you aiming for? 70? WHAT I WEIGHED IN SEVENTH GRADE?

firestormx 12 years ago

Kilin, if women want to weight 45 pounds, let them. They will eventually die, and women with a real survival instinct will be all that are left. Ronnica is smart enough not to be like that though. =)

AND FUCK YOU STEVEN. I WILL FIST THE VAGINA OF EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.

Polystyrene Man 12 years ago

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He came back three minutes later with a Snickers bar for me
Your PT bought you a Snickers bar? Do you pay him?