Raccoons are cool coz…

1. They are cute, they sit on top of your head and scratch your eyes out. (quoted from Arnold [:P]

2. They are very intelligent. Far more intelligent then YOU for example.

3. We wouldn't be able to live without them because they actually are protectors of the earth. (If you do not believe it, you can test it by murdering all Raccoons and make fur coats)

4. They just rule!!!

5. With one C they make good music too…

This can't be questioned by anyone because everything which is on the internet is true. Everything!!!. Like this thing about pinapplebombs

But, this is what I see on the internet:

This coat is made out of Raccoon fur!!!

This is discusting, who would kill such sweet and harmless animals. Why can't you make fake fur. This is the stupidest thing I've seen in my life. Where would we be without Raccoons???. I want to make coats out of people who do this to Raccoons. I will hunt them down and destroy them all. In the name of Raccoons.

MWHUHAHAHA

This site is really helpfull to noobs. I've learned a lot. Like making links putting in pictures,some tips about gamemaking. new English words like sanity and many many more. I even know that it isn't noob but newb. I thought those where the same thing.