CZ-75BD Police

EDIT: Some dickface flagged my blog for content, so here goes my attempt to dry his tears:

Yeah, it's been like two years or something since I last posted. My contract ran dry and I moved to South Carolina since I have some family down here and I was already close, being in NC. I kinda regret moving here, though. The weather is nice I guess, but the people are just straight up morons. I'm talking drunk drivers ERRYWHERE and apparently proper parking isn't mandatory to get your license here. You think you've seen people park like assholes? Oh, no sir.

So that leaves me in a predicament. I want to move somewhere, and as you can guess, I like states with plenty of gun rights/freedoms. Strictly speaking, there are four states that fall into the "god-tier" category in this respect: Alaska, Arizona, Vermont and Wyoming. Open carry all day everyday. No permits or formal bullshit. I toyed with the idea of moving to Alaska since the thought of living in what is essentially a lawless wasteland has a bit of romantic appeal to it (and I do have friends up there), but I'm lazy and driving across the country isn't on my fun list. Arizona is a bit far away too. Wyoming is basically just farms and cowboys from what I've heard, so that leaves Vermont.

Moving to Vermont, I'd be out of the bible belt (no alcohol sales on Sundays? Into the trash it goes) and pro-gun activists are quite outspoken in the green mountain state. But I fear its proximity to communist New York might lead to some serious issues in the future.