Random shit

Posted by abacus on May 11, 2007, 8:10 p.m.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

JakeX says:

Hey.

JakeX just sent you a nudge.

Jaxx says:

O lol other coivno

Jaxx says:

Internet Asplosion?

JakeX says:

Yeah

Jaxx says:

I was pwing

Jaxx says:

*pwninng

Pwnguin Dude says:

lol Im going to play D2 for a bit

Pwnguin Dude says:

then I will come back

Jaxx says:

K bai

JakeX says:

ya k.

Jaxx says:

Gdon hosting ATM

Pwnguin Dude says:

cya

Pwnguin Dude has left the conversation.

Jaxx says:

K cant join

JakeX says:

What?

Jaxx says:

GDon server

Jaxx says:

BTW I just saw 'Penis Server'

Jaxx says:

So umm are we ..playing

Jaxx says:

*?

Jaxx says:

Or are you off coding?

JakeX says:

Waiting for everyone else to show up.

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

U hosting ATM?

JakeX says:

no.

Jaxx says:

'The not Gay server' ?

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

lol Jake you had a bad base

Jaxx says:

srry to say

JakeX says:

How was it bad?

Jaxx says:

Because me being Intruder limited you

Jaxx says:

Once I got in u was teh fuxxed

Jaxx says:

unless u blasted meh

Abacus says:

wow

Jaxx says:

Hai AB

Abacus says:

i missed so much

JakeX says:

Like I did every time you got in?

Abacus says:

i was washing dishes

Jaxx says:

yesh u did

Jaxx says:

yesh

JakeX says:

How did you MISS with the rockets at that range?

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

hey Jake..umm who are the 'OTHERS'?

JakeX says:

Graydon and sleepyfootwear.

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

Jake is fucking awesome when he wants to be

Jaxx says:

haha Jake I killed you

Jaxx says:

JakeX killed Jaxx

Jaxx says:

JakeX killed Jaxx

Jaxx says:

JakeX killed Jaxx

Jaxx says:

Thats all I get

JakeX says:

JakeX says:

Remember that one time we built bases beside each other in a free for all

Abacus says:

no

Jaxx says:

ya?

JakeX says:

And I went INSANE on you with a sniper/

Jaxx says:

Ab u werent there

Abacus says:

no

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

yeah, um, why am i in this convo

Abacus says:

wait

Jaxx says:

Jake was fucking mental

JakeX says:

I headshot'd him about 30 times with it.

Abacus says:

dont boot me

Abacus says:

ima read iot later

Jaxx says:

*boots*

Abacus says:

and get some good lmaos, methinks

Jaxx says:

Jake was going thu my maze base

Jaxx says:

I went rounda corner and:

Jaxx says:

JakeX killed Jaxx

Jaxx says:

I was like O_O

Jaxx says:

CMON JOIN

JakeX says:

um.

Jaxx says:

ummmm

Jaxx says:

WTF?

Jaxx says:

I click this convo

Jaxx says:

and game maker opens

Jaxx says:

My start bar is broke

JakeX says:

Haha

Jaxx says:

Whats Ab doing?

Abacus says:

im palying a stick game

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

and recording this

Abacus says:

for special purposes

JakeX says:

O_o

Jaxx says:

>_> He's a secwet agent

Jaxx says:

Secwet agent stickmen

Abacus says:

i have a fun idea

Abacus says:

lets all make up conspiracy theories!

Jaxx says:

OMFG

Jaxx says:

I clicked open GM

Jaxx says:

and my comp closes all Ineternets O_o

Abacus says:

thats what the government wants you to know

Jaxx sent Abacus a nudge

Jaxx says:

K yall redy up

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

I did the ST invite on Ab

Jaxx says:

Jake might as well host

JakeX says:

mmmph.

Jaxx says:

hmphhh

Jaxx says:

Jake Host plz

JakeX says:

Not right now.

Jaxx says:

>_>

Jaxx says:

I GTG in 5

Jaxx says:

~10

Jaxx says:

~~7

JakeX says:

Well, then that's all for tonight.

Jaxx says:

~~~

Jaxx says:

=O

Jaxx says:

But u said u were hosting ina while

Jaxx says:

are ya?

JakeX says:

Think I might start on a new mode.

Jaxx says:

CTF

Jaxx says:

CTF

Jaxx says:

CTF

Jaxx says:

It roxorz

Abacus says:

yeah

Abacus says:

he said he was gonna add dat

Jaxx says:

Ya well Jake will have it coded i no time

Jaxx says:

Like teh weapons-He coded nearly all of them in one day

JakeX says:

Six thousand years later…

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

WOW LIEK WTF

Jaxx says:

no-one is on

JakeX says:

On?

Jaxx says:

…On MSN…

JakeX says:

Ah.

Abacus says:

lmaorpg

JakeX says:

rpg? O_o

Abacus says:

ST is the 4th most played game on RG

Jaxx says:

JakeX says:

Hah.

JakeX says:

Well, there's something like a total of 6 games on RG, so…

Jaxx says:

ya lol

Abacus says:

Abacus says:

>_>

Abacus says:

but RG is really popular

Jaxx says:

lol I missed Like half this convo

JakeX says:

Abacus missed more.

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

Sniper maniac

JakeX says:

k, lessee

JakeX says:

So… press 8 to place flag.

Abacus says:

nice

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

you sohuld add a non-cliche mode

Jaxx says:

press 8 to set a flag

JakeX says:

Objective is to run to the other team's flag, grab it, and pin it back to your base.

Jaxx says:

ab says: nice

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

like, capture the somethingorother in JKJA

Jaxx says:

8 like for flag spwn?

Abacus says:

the thingy you capture takes away your force powers

Abacus says:

while you have it

Jaxx says:

Hey Jake I gotz a question

JakeX says:

ya?

Jaxx says:

Lets say u kill the person holding the flag-

Abacus says:

or, how about a mode where you have to shut down the enemy power supply, and that makes it so they cant respawn, last one standing wins

Jaxx says:

Does it go back to your base or stay there for 5 secas or something?

JakeX says:

Touch it to return it to your base.

JakeX says:

Should you still be able to shoot while you have it?

Jaxx says:

hmm

Jaxx says:

Handgunb only

Jaxx says:

no laser or anything

Jaxx says:

WAIT

Abacus says:

no, everything

Jaxx says:

*snaps fingers*

Jaxx says:

Jake?

Jaxx says:

Try like Unreal

Jaxx says:

Make a special gun

Abacus says:

make melee-only

Jaxx says:

nah

Abacus says:

or somethinging wiuth a crappy range

Jaxx says:

I'd say make a special gun

Jaxx says:

ya ab has a point

Jaxx says:

Dont make a pwnr weapon

Jaxx says:

Make one with just enough strenght to make it to the goal

Abacus says:

no, i tihnk it sohuld be wicked powerful, but only like very limited range

Jaxx says:

Wicked powerful?

Jaxx says:

That defeats the purpose of CTF

JakeX says:

Have you USED the flag in Halo?

Abacus says:

so, that puts a special strategy thing to the game in CTF mode, becasue then people will build bases that are mazes, confined, and people who dont loose

Abacus says:

used…

JakeX says:

You can't shoot with it, obviously.

Abacus says:

halo 1 you cant use it

Abacus says:

you drop it to shoot

JakeX says:

But the melee is like being hit with a truck.

Abacus says:

oh

Abacus says:

woah

JakeX says:

Mad powerful.

Abacus says:

i havent used it like that

JakeX says:

Abacus says:

by truck you mean warthorg, right

JakeX says:

It does more damage than normal weapon melee.

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

sniper rifles and shotguns do most melee in halo

JakeX says:

I once got a killing spree with the flag.

JakeX says:

Abacus says:

sweetism

Abacus says:

brb

Jaxx says:

kk

Jaxx says:

I must try and brainwash Jake

Jaxx says:

Meh do what ou want - make it good

JakeX has left the conversation.

Abacus says:

damnit!

Abacus says:

you made jake leave

Abacus says:

hate you know

Jaxx says:

ME?

Abacus says:

now

Abacus says:

yes you

Jaxx says:

brb

Jaxx says:

kk

Jaxx says:

I must try and brainwash Jake

Jaxx says:

Meh do what ou want - make it good

Jakex has left the conversation.

Abacus says:

damnit!

Jaxx says:

I didnt say a thing numbtard

Jaxx says:

When u came back he had just left

JakeX says:

kk.

Abacus says:

k

Jaxx says:

Kk bai

Abacus says:

dude, i get to beta Fred's new game, Best Buy Thug School

Jaxx says:

koolzes LIEK OMFG

Abacus says:

but not right now

Jaxx says:

JakeX says:

Heheh.

Abacus says:

but he is going to let me beta for him

JakeX says:

I should probably ask him.

Jaxx says:

Jake should make his own GM >_>

JakeX says:

Nah.

Abacus says:

it is reflect enabled

JakeX says:

We'll leave that to GearGod.

Abacus says:

i am hoping from the name that it is a fighting game

Abacus says:

3d

Abacus says:

he said it was online

Abacus says:

but i hope 3d

JakeX says:

It's a 2D TDS with 3D looking gfx.

Jaxx says:

@ Jake

Abacus says:

it would be awesome if it was like GTA SA

Jaxx says:

yesh

JakeX says:

Best Buy Thug School is just the codename.

Abacus says:

oh

JakeX says:

Abacus says:

dang

Abacus says:

inner circle fiend!

JakeX says:

Tehe

Jaxx says:

tehe

Jaxx says:

JakeX says:

MSN is a wonderful thing.

Abacus says:

yesh it is

Jaxx says:

THIS FUCKING PM SYSTEM IS BANJAXXED

Abacus says:

*looks up fred's msn*

Jaxx says:

Jake go fixxy plz

Jaxx says:

ITS REALLY DEPRESSING >_>

JakeX says:

Banjaxxed?

Jaxx says:

I R TEH IGNORED =O

Jaxx says:

Yesh-FUXXED AND IRREGULARY FUXXED

JakeX says:

How so?

Jaxx says:

It fucking takes ages to load because of the link to their names

JakeX says:

Is that a fact, or are you just shooting assumtions out of your… ass…?

Jaxx says:

FOR ME IT HAS TO LOAD 1536 NAMES >_>

Jaxx says:

Fact yesh

JakeX says:

k, think I got core placement down.

Jaxx says:

For ST?

JakeX says:

Yeah

JakeX says:

Cores, not flags.

Jaxx says:

WOOTY

Jaxx says:

IDC WOOTY

JakeX says:

I just duplicated the spawn placement code and called it a day.

Jaxx says:

JakeX says:

Now to make a fancy looking core object

Jaxx says:

Shiney =O

Jaxx says:

+O

Jaxx says:

+o

=O

Jaxx says:

+

Jaxx says:

NOES!

Jaxx says:

O FFS JAKE >@

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

make it like the gun in AR

Abacus says:

just sideways

Abacus says:

smexy

Jaxx says:

He fucking screenshots when I DAI?!

JakeX says:

Heh.

Jaxx says:

OMFG JOO A FAGGOT

JakeX says:

It's actually gonna look kinda like that.

Jaxx says:

AND I WAS WINNING AT TAHT POINT >=O

JakeX says:

Know what the funny thing about that screenwhot was?

Jaxx says:

Well not winning but suiciding

Jaxx says:

I DAID?!?

JakeX says:

No.

JakeX says:

That beam actually wasn't what killed you.

Jaxx says:

BEAM!

JakeX says:

It was actually YOURS.

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

but Bry killed meh

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

=O

Jaxx says:

..

Jaxx says:

…?

JakeX says:

With a pistol.

Abacus says:

=O

Abacus says:

o=

Jaxx says:

AND MA LASER JUST SITS THERE?!

Jaxx says:

Phail

JakeX says:

Look at the screen and we ASSUME the massive deathray killed you.

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

Whats the vid?

JakeX says:

Showing off warp and orbital.

Jaxx says:

Showing off teh fancy shit eh?

Jaxx says:

At least show a vid of actual fightin

Abacus says:

damn i am behind in ST

Abacus says:

i havent downlaoded any of the updates since last week

Jaxx says:

Lolz I gotz a funny comment

JakeX says:

Heh

Jaxx says:

..to add

JakeX says:

Except the test version updates.

Jaxx says:

I is

Jaxx says:

lol funny enough comment

Jaxx says:

Wow O_o

Jaxx says:

Firefly's avatar is fucking disturbing O_o

JakeX says:

FsX looks nothing like that

JakeX says:

FFS, FsX is freaking ASIAN.

Jaxx says:

Ya but seriouslky

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

FF really fuxxed it O_o

Jaxx says:

Disturbing

Abacus says:

fucking gay

Jaxx says:

exactly

Abacus says:

Fred doesnt display his MSN on 64d profile

Abacus says:

fuck…

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

Jake has it

Jaxx says:

erm no he doesnt

Abacus says:

http://64digits.com/index.php?cmd=project&act=view&user=966

Abacus says:

lmao

Abacus says:

holy fuck wall of text

Abacus says:

look at fsx's blog

Abacus says:

huge

Jaxx says:

U was warned >_>

JakeX says:

fsx is the original UBERblogger.

Abacus says:

yeah

Jaxx says:

Jakes blog consits of about 5 - 50 lines

Jaxx says:

AND WITH A DIFFERENT COLOR GRADIENT =O

Abacus says:

=O

Jaxx says:

Ab u have a younger sister?

Abacus says:

noolder

Abacus says:

creepy

JakeX says:

noodler?

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

creepy creepy jaxx

Jaxx says:

No older

JakeX says:

Mm, noodles.

Abacus says:

delicios

Jaxx says:

JAKEX IS TEH GOD OF LITTLE GIRLS =O

Jaxx says:

*run away*

JakeX says:

Aw

JakeX says:

Anyone with an older version that sees my server on the list

JakeX says:

Is going to see a ?? icon under the mode column.

Abacus says:

ok

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

woah fuck

Jaxx says:

EXMATCLY!

Abacus says:

i didnt know FSX was aa drug addict

Abacus says:

i only thought he was a drunk

Jaxx says:

FSX does drugs?

Abacus says:

yeha

Abacus says:

he claims that it is for 'behavioural sciences'

Abacus says:

read his blog fewl

Jaxx says:

Dude saying this in front of Jake aint that smart

Abacus says:

'

Abacus says:

So basically, I'm a bit nuts with drugs now. Not so much abusing them, as researching them. I always loved behavioural sciences, and this summer I started hanging around a lot of substance abusers and it made me curious about addictions and chemicals and stuff

Abacus says:

'

Jaxx says:

WTF is with: '

JakeX says:

Oh - you didn't know FsX was into drugs?

Abacus says:

no

Jaxx says:

erm no

JakeX says:

silly abacus.

Abacus says:

i only thought he was one of those beer swillling canadians

Jaxx says:

O_o

Abacus says:

not a pot smoking hippie =O

Jaxx says:

Jake is canadian

Abacus says:

well

Abacus says:

he isnt a hippie

Jaxx says:

O_o

JakeX says:

OR AM I?

JakeX says:

O_O

Jaxx says:

O_O

Abacus says:

FSX is canadian

Jaxx says:

ERm anybody ever smoke?

Jaxx says:

Anybody here ever smoke?

JakeX says:

no

Abacus says:

nope

Abacus says:

proud of it

Abacus says:

woah

Abacus says:

jake

Jaxx says:

?

Abacus says:

why are you talking in lower case now

Abacus says:

you always capitalise

Jaxx says:

O_O

JakeX says:

Too busy to capatalize?

Abacus says:

ok

Jaxx says:

*caps Lock*

Abacus says:

well, i was wondering if it was a sister takeover!/!?!?

JakeX says:

Must… create… CtC.

JakeX says:

Hah

Jaxx says:

Ya lets leave'hm alone

Jaxx says:

He needs to code awesomeness

Abacus says:

kk

Jaxx says:

K bai Ab

Abacus says:

no

Abacus says:

dont leave

Jaxx says:

..?

Abacus says:

just lets not talk as much

Jaxx says:

k

Jaxx says:

Lmao at kazes fav and least fav users:

8. Me.

9. Me.

Abacus says:

wow, that was not funny, and that post weas liike 4 days old

Abacus says:

i saw it the day it was posted

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

and it wasnt funny then either

Abacus says:

read mine

Jaxx says:

Urs is?

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

not

Jaxx says:

practicly the same

Abacus says:

i know, i r not funnies

Jaxx says:

O_o

Abacus says:

no

Jaxx says:

FSX

Abacus says:

mine is

Jaxx says:

COUNTED

Jaxx says:

THE

Abacus says:

most fav: me

Abacus says:

least fav: you

Jaxx says:

WORDS IN HIS BLOG?

Abacus says:

erm

Jaxx says:

mre

Abacus says:

probably copied it into ms word

Abacus says:

then used the word count function

Abacus says:

or something

Abacus needs to STFU

Jaxx says:

mmmk?

Abacus says:

'mre' wtf what the fuck why did you say meal ready to eat fewl!?!?1

Jaxx says:

erm-backwards=mre

STFU nOW

Abacus says:

you said that already

Jaxx says:

kk

Ab needs to go eat

Jaxx says:

Aint that right?

Abacus says:

no

Abacus says:

i r t o fat to eat

Jaxx says:

FF changed avatar

Abacus says:

im melee

Jaxx says:

Its Jake now

Jaxx says:

* shh*

Abacus says:

mmmmmmk

Abacus says:

i r meleephAT

Abacus says:

woah capslock

Jaxx says:

MELEE HAS TEH RED EYES O_o

Abacus says:

CAPL00K

Jaxx says:

DEMON

Jaxx says:

O_O 2 AM?

Jaxx says:

fuck its 2am

Abacus says:

woah

Jaxx says:

I betta go

Abacus says:

only 9 pm here

Abacus says:

kbai!

Jaxx says:

O_O

Jaxx says:

9?

Abacus says:

yeah

Abacus says:

EST

Jaxx says:

U from where?

Abacus says:

Eastern US

Jaxx says:

New

Jaxx says:

Hampshire

Abacus says:

yes

Jaxx says:

Jake's time is about::::

Abacus says:

k

Jaxx says:

9.02

Jaxx says:

or 10

Jaxx says:

Ns

Jaxx says:

OMFG ABACUS DESCRIPTION IS SO DETAILED

Jaxx says:

Description i like pie.

Jaxx says:

U 13/

Jaxx says:

*?

Abacus says:

yea

Jaxx says:

O

Jaxx says:

k

Abacus says:

oooooooooooh update for SO

Jaxx says:

Ya lol it pwnz

Abacus says:

not ST

Abacus says:

SO

Jaxx says:

I KNO

Jaxx says:

Slime Onl;ine

Abacus says:

shootout

Jaxx says:

*online

Abacus says:

fewl

Abacus says:

ShootOut

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

ANYWAYZ

Jaxx says:

I'ma jet

Abacus says:

not Slime Online or Stick online

Abacus says:

shootout

Abacus says:

its a pro game

Abacus says:

free, but pro

Jaxx says:

Stick online

Jaxx says:

BTW

Abacus says:

mp FPS

Jaxx says:

Abacus

Abacus says:

yo

Jaxx says:

Fucking end the competition will ya?

Jaxx says:

UGMC

Abacus says:

oh yeah, been menaing to do that

Jaxx says:

Kk

Jaxx says:

I drew

Jaxx says:

MY PRIZE ISSSSSSS??

Abacus says:

ross started the vote

Abacus says:

you are winning

Abacus says:

becasue i votd for you

JakeX says:

WOOTY

JakeX says:

Good luck Jaxx

JakeX says:

FUCK

Abacus says:

noone votes for me

Abacus says:

woah

JakeX says:

WHATS JAKE's font?

Abacus says:

weird colors

Abacus says:

darker blue

Abacus says:

hehehe

Abacus says:

sister

JakeX says:

dis?

JakeX says:

No toodark

Abacus says:

no

Abacus says:

more blue

JakeX says:

DIS?

Abacus says:

this, sorta

JakeX says:

WTF is that?

JakeX says:

There isnt a good selection

JakeX says:

T_T

Abacus says:

yeah

Abacus says:

um,bai

JakeX says:

u going?

Jaxx says:

U going?

Comments

Alx 17 years ago

ummm I don't thin chat logs that I was in for about 10 lines count as blog content.

panzercretin 17 years ago

wow… i read something about someone owning someone on ST with a sniper, but that was it….. what was that about the credit card?

god 17 years ago

I was about to read that but then i glanced over at the scroll bar…

OBELISK 17 years ago

Daaamn, homey. Holla if ya wanna chat with a real G.

Wabak 17 years ago

^ I wasn't that lucky, I started to read and THEN noticed the scroll bar…

Mush 17 years ago

I read the whole thing…

Rob 17 years ago

Chat logs don't count as content.

chiggerfruit 17 years ago

Tagged, buddy.

Jaxx 17 years ago

And this is relevant how?

Amarin 16 years, 12 months ago

And blogs on this site are relevant how?