Welcome Modreators!

Posted by aeron on April 1, 2016, 11:50 p.m.

64digits would like to welcome our new team of modreators!

Jeremy

Zuurix

Reiddsan

Unaligned

F1ak3r

Jani_Nykanen

DesertFox

Mega

Cpsgames

eagly

Ferret

Toast

ForceDevice

aeron

colseed

Kunedon

Er wait, what you say? Yes, you read that right. I was just today informed that there was some confusion on the issue, specifically in regard to the job lottery application message:

[quote=Select Members' PM Inbox]You've been chosen via a job lottery to work as a moderator for 64Digits. Please click here to confirm.

Though the message states "moderator", this was actually a typo. To clarify, all of you applied for the modreator position. Sorry if this has caused any confusion.

At any rate, we welcome our new modreators with thunderous applause! The staff still has to finish processing your applications. If you'd like to track our progress, please visit our job queue at the following link:

View 64Digits Job Queue

We wish our new modreators all the best in their future endeavors here at 64digits… as soon as the applications are processed!

Special thanks to Jeremy for putting this April Fools charade together!

Comments

Omega_Squid 4 years, 3 months ago

Mah body was ready, but lottery should be called the jack squattery cause I ain't won jack squat.

Also, HL3 confirmed

Kamira 4 years, 3 months ago

Absolute crap that I didn't get selected as modreator. Did my application not go through???

NeutralReiddHotel 4 years, 3 months ago

I don't have my modreator badge

aeron 4 years, 3 months ago

Kamira, You must not have given it ample time to process… Unfortunately due to inadequate server flexiware, if you close the tab before it completes, the visual basic GUI aborts the application process and we cannot back trace your IP address.

To the new modreators, your badges will come through as soon as the application is processed. Refer to the job queue linked above.

F1ak3r 4 years, 3 months ago

I will do my best to uphold the many responsibilities of this eminent and respectable position, and promise not to abuse any of my many powers. During my tenure, the "Drop 64D Database" button will continue to remain unpressed.

Kunedon 4 years, 3 months ago

I'll just punish people for not memeing hard enough.

Get to those dank memes

colseed 4 years, 3 months ago

*raises hand*

since i was already a modreator, will this make me a modreator^2

Toast 4 years, 3 months ago

I feel like this site is undeserving of the amount of effort that went into this April Fools job opportunity process

NeutralReiddHotel 4 years, 3 months ago

WHERE THE HELL IS MY GODDAMN BADGE GODDMANT I FELL FOR A TRICK AND DON'T EVEN GET A PAT IN THE BACK FOR IT

aeron 4 years, 3 months ago

Hey at least you got a gold star Reiddsan… and there's always a chance v4 is delivered sometime after HL3 is released, at which point we will process your application and your official modreator status and badge will become active.

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I feel like this site is undeserving of the amount of effort that went into this April Fools job opportunity process

Little do you know, this was actually an elaborate hoax to disguise our testing of an actual new staff application system as a hoax itself. Yeah, that's what it was!