Secrets of the Internet 2

Posted by ark on Oct. 11, 2008, 11:32 p.m.

Have you ever been bored. Wanted to find out more about the extinct dodo birds, or something else? Well i have a solution for you!

Get ready for some major work here, because today I'm teaching you how to find ANYTHING on the internet!

Step one, open up your browser. Now, since working with computers for a very long time ive learned one valuable thing. At the top of every browser, there is a bar, where you can input secret code. Most people call this the URL bar, but i like to call it, the "Coderater."

Now watch, if you type "www.google.com" into the Coderater, you will notice a the word GOOGLE show up, then a box under it. Now, after years of investigation, I've learned that this "GOOGLE" actually means: "Great Ovation Of Lingering Effects." "Internet hacker" for short. Now watch, If you type lets say the code word "camels" into that secret box under "GOOGLE" and press enter. You will notice a bunch of code. If you click on one of these codes, it will take you to a "site." Pretty much, a "site" is a portal into human knowledge, and will tell you whatever you want. How cool!

So, tell your friends, and get hacking the interweb, and remember this Secret was brought to you by Ark!

Stay in school!

Comments

Cesar 15 years, 6 months ago

No u

Evilish 15 years, 6 months ago

Doesn't work for child porn.

Your tutorial fails

RC 15 years, 6 months ago

Quote: Ark
I've learned that this "GOOGLE" actually means: "Great Ovation Of Lingering Effects."
What happened to the second 'G' in Google? Did it fly away to the mystical land of the internet fairies? If so, I can goes?

F1ak3r 15 years, 6 months ago

Making-Up-Acronyms Game Rules:

1. Acronyms must use the word you claim they use.

2. Acronyms must actually mean something coherent.

SixWinged 15 years, 6 months ago

You are silly.

PY 15 years, 6 months ago

why not just use the search bar?

Juju 15 years, 6 months ago

Retard.

dront 15 years, 6 months ago

Quote: PY
why not just use the search bar?
Because it takes like 20 pixels of your browser!

I disabled it >_>

SquareWheel 15 years, 6 months ago

Chrome's Omnibar is quite nice.

"Great Ovation Of Lingering Effects"

GOOLE

biggoron 15 years, 6 months ago

Firefox's bar is better.