Oh god, I haven't blogged since I ROCKED YOUR MOTHER

Posted by sk8m8trix on Oct. 5, 2012, 4:37 a.m. 🔒

I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK I am SO DRUNK

You fucking niglets need to play all my fucking GAMES okay, you know why? Cause I've always been better than all of you, you're always like "LOL WE MAKE GAMES LOL MEMES LOL MORE MEMES LOL GUYS I MADES THIS MEMES". Seriously, what the fuck? DO you all have fucking brain damage? You need some fucking help, like fucking seriously… fuck…

Anyway I made this game and it rules and I haven't updated it in like 2 years but I'm gonna remake it for the android platform ass soon as Eclipse recognized my phone (any reason why it isn't? I wanna test on my phone and have a Galaxy SIII). Anyway here! ROBOT fuckING MOTHER fuckING FACTORY

give me some feedback or I'll do something unreasonable like make another drunk blog (banning me doesn't work, I'm above the law)

I ALSO MADE THIS SHIT WHICH I RAN OUT OF USES FOR BUT IS PRETTY AS SHIT AND MAYBE YOU'LL ALL FIND USES FOR IT OKAY!

MUSIC ROOM GM6 OR GM7 OR SOMETHING fuck IT

I've also written some music with my friend over the summer under the name The American Whaling Industry (It's ironic cause we're better than you faggots)

Listen to our fucking songs okay, seriously, fucking do it.

THE AMERICAN WHALING INDUSTRY - THE UNICORNS BECAME NARWALS

THE AMERICAN WHALING INDUSTRY - THE AMERICAN WHALING INDUSTRY

I am listening to Regina Spektor's new album right now, so to be cool listen to that.

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE SONGS LATELY:::

fuck off faggots have a good fucking faggot day!

Comments

JuurianChi 11 years, 7 months ago

No, Eddie. You are the demons.

And then Eddie was a Zombie.

:P

Flightless Bird American Mouth sounds brilliant, I was kinda on the fence with all the other songs.

Edit: Fake drunk blog is fake.

Mega 11 years, 7 months ago

Given his spontaneity in IRC just now, I'd say it's pretty authentic. Also, typos abound.

Also it was 5AM for him; just as bad as being drunk.

Snakeman 11 years, 7 months ago

Go back to never logging in here.

Thanks.

Snakeman 11 years, 7 months ago

No, seriously. Fuck off. Never come back. I'm willing to double post and openly express my disdain for you without care of possible consequence just so I can properly display how much this blog makes me hate you.

I reiterate, never log in again. Click "Change password", close your eyes, mash the keyboard, copy-paste it into the "Confirm password" box, click OK. Then log out.

And go find something better to do with your time than spam an indie programmer/artist/composer community website because nobody wants you here. Take your hands out of daddy's liquor cabinet and put them to actual use for a change. Preferably a use that isn't "Write 'I AM SO DRUNK' 50 fucking times" babbys-first-drink bullshit. What are you, 14?

Just log out. For good. I will cordially THANK you for it,

You big meanie jerk.

Charlie Carlo 11 years, 7 months ago

^^^^^^

I thought it was just me.

I did a similar thing on Teamspeak a few weeks ago.

Except I wasn't a dick.

Because I'm not a dick.

Snakeman 11 years, 7 months ago

Quote:
I did a similar thing on Teamspeak a few weeks ago.

That's perfectly valid though. The point of 64Digits Teamspeak is to be unsober and talk about bullshit!

The point of 64Digits isn't to be unsober and openly insult everybody and act like a total conceited douche.

And I would be WAY less harsh about it if it wasn't for the fact this is sk8m8trix we're talking about. Wasn't he supposed to be banned, like, years ago? For multiple offenses? That he's violating yet a-fucking-gain in this blog?

And if anybody's going to try to defend him (I would fucking LOVE to see that, by the way) I have this challenge for you:

Read this entire blog thoroughly and ask yourself if this kid should be allowed to post another.

I picked a wonderful time to be in the mood to tear somebody a new one because there is a severe reality check somebody needs to be making here.

Charlie Carlo 11 years, 7 months ago

I think you just, very quickly, became my favorite member.

Mega 11 years, 7 months ago

Of course, it just so happens that none of the mods are here to ban him. So we wait.

I'm not about to abuse the system to do something that's outside our jurisdiction….

Snakeman 11 years, 7 months ago

Quote:
I think you just, very quickly, became my favorite member.

Oh trust me I am certainly not worthy of that honor. I do a ridiculous amount of stupid shit, myself.

Just nothing THIS stupid.

Charlie Carlo 11 years, 7 months ago

Everyone does stupid shit.

Some people say that's what makes us human.

But I say that's what makes us entertaining.