I'm a novelist, not a poet, Jim. Don't make me write this shit.

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Well I thought it would be fun, as the Ludum dare is coming up, to have a quick 5 min jam to see how my skills are. That was the longest 5 minutes in my whole life! 12 minutes to be precise. When I reached the 5 minute mark I …

Not really, but yeah its been a month. So like 2 weeks after saying I didn't need GM:S, I ended up getting GM:S because of the Cyber Monday sale. To be perfectly honest, I'm disappointed with it for a variety of reasons. It's ok, it's just there's a lot of …

Which luckily, this blog has little do to with.

first you gimme piece then you gimme shelter in my shitstained banana taskforce gorilla. did i ever call you by your name or were you just my insane airplane in the spaceways making spaceface on my trace of trays? oh yeeeeeah that was you on the prick dick slurping creme …

how did i decide that these words are the ones that are going here? i didn't really decide on it i guess i just sorta maybe started writing out what came to mind because that made sense, you know?

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Hi all,