It's generic when...

Posted by BenRK on Oct. 5, 2006, 11:40 a.m.

Now time for the first installment of "It's Generic When…"

Today, we will be covering

MMORPGs

FPS

TDS

Pokemon Games

and Puzzle Games

It's a generic MMORPG when:

- It can't run on my computer

- It costs me money

- It costs me money when I can't run it on my computer

- It has RuneScape like graphics

- It is the "Best MMORPG EVR!!!!1!11!!!"

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic FPS when:

- It simply looks like a 3D model viewer with a gun attached to it

- It has something to do with Tom Clancy(SPELLING ERROR! I JUST KNOW IT!)

- World War II

- It was made from the FPS example on the GM site

- It has the BFG in it

- I can't run it on my computer

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic TDS when:

- It is made with 3D functions

- It is hard to move around

- There's only one kind of gun

- There is no story line to it

- It's a Halo TDS

- It's a GTA clone

- I can't run it on my computer

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic Pokemon Game when:

- It is trying to be sold by a n00b

- I can't run it on my computer

- Pokemon are in it

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic Puzzle Game when:

- It feels somewhat related to Tetris (ColumnsX)

- It was a remake of an older puzzle game (ColumnsX)

- It has music, but can't deside on what music to play (ColumnsX)

- It changes screen res (ColumnsX)

- It's ColumnsX

- I can't run it on my computer

- It was made by a n00b

Thats all every one, and tune in text time for even more generic stuff! Have fun, and good bye!

Comments

KaBob799 18 years, 10 months ago

a pomemon game without pokemon is tough lol

foslock 18 years, 10 months ago

Heh, Do you have something against JakeX?

BenRK 18 years, 10 months ago

Not him, just his game.

Arcalyth 18 years, 10 months ago

Would you like to explain why, instead of pointlessly bashing a good game for stupid reasons?

melee-master 18 years, 10 months ago

"It was made by a n00b"

Hah.

BenRK 18 years, 10 months ago

I'm not bashing the game, I'm just saying its a generic Puzzle Game. This is for laughs, not for complaints.

Nighthawk 18 years, 10 months ago

LOL, it's funny. BenRK, can ANYTHING run on your computer?

BenRK 18 years, 10 months ago

Some things, but not a lot (when I get more RAM and a better video card, then things will start running again).

Onyx 18 years, 10 months ago

Quote:
It's a generic Pokemon Game when:

- It was made by a n00b

DUH! Only n00bs make Pokemon games! *goes and hides in case someone cool from 64D made a Pokemon game*

BenRK 18 years, 10 months ago

You just called Nintendo a n00b!!!

(*Chases you with a pitch fork and a torch*)