New Years Extravigifta! [Raffle]

Posted by DesertFox on Dec. 31, 2012, 11:37 a.m.

First off, dat madlib:

This is the tale of 64digits, how we as a community rose up against danger, and survived the blogapocalypse!

Once upon a vacuum, there was a group of crepuscular nerdy butt-jesters better known as 64digits! They liked to have fun snorting in the wet cake all day, posting guillotines and crapulence for everyone to see. Not a care was had in the whole shiny blargh, and everything was like a bastardly spaceman. Then, one day their website began to bastardize. Such an event was an shifty blow to 64digits, and it left them fucking in their cufflinks. How could 64digits recover from such a terrible rabbit? Why, colorfully, of course! And so it was squelched that 64digits would do nothing, and that is exactly what they did. Time discombobulated, and 64digits as a community began to transmit to aliens. A steady decline was seen, but nothing changed… not for a long time. Then, 42 years later, a champion was found, a scintillating pool noodle named [furry]! He swept through the ranks of axiomatic users, and slapped, "This will not do! We must drink the site!". Then, with a wave of his esophagus, he got to work. First, he blarghed through the cloud, upsetting people's workflow, mangling all of their napoleonic work. Then, cracking his left leg, he swam around the server. Oh, he fucked it good, over and over. Finally, saying 'SCREW THIS', he adjusted his speedo, and using his magical mahogany sadness, he turned the server off and on again, and that fixed everything.

What hath thou wrought?! SEE WHAT YOU DID! D:<

Secondly, Extravigifta. What does it mean? I am thinking of a number between 1 and 200, closest five people get something! One guess per person, you can change your guess by editing your comment. Draw happens New Years Day!

1) 20$ steam game

2) 15$ steam game

3) 10$ steam game

4) Something D:

5) Something else D:

If you don't want a steam game, we can figure something out.

Comments

Toast 11 years, 6 months ago

The square root of 7919

No wait 64

RC 11 years, 6 months ago

73.

And lulz @ the madlib.

Kunedon 11 years, 6 months ago

Quote:
Then, 42 years later, a champion was found, a scintillating pool noodle named DaggerHog!

As for the rest of the madlib, it was quite an entertaining read. Them suggested words. You can always count on [furry] to be the guinea pig for these kinds of things.

Oh, and since I'm posting here anyway might as well guess for that extravagiftamajigga you're doing too.

10*4+2^3+64/4+(6^2)/2.

EDIT: Toast and I have the same number lol

I added to the equation to fix that.

Iasper 11 years, 6 months ago

97

DesertFox 11 years, 6 months ago

@steve I don't know what you're talking about ^_^

JuurianChi 11 years, 6 months ago

I'll guess…

99

Quietus 11 years, 6 months ago

well that was a depressing madlib. though i don't know what i was expecting anyway. what the hell is a madlib?

7

Josea 11 years, 6 months ago

128

KaBob799 11 years, 6 months ago

77

*hides this blog from the activity feed to prevent any further entries, increasing my chances of victory*

Charlie Carlo 11 years, 6 months ago

117.56983

That madlib is the greatest madlib ever conceived.

I liked how [furry] saved the site by turning it off and back on. Good ol' [furry].