Lulz! I am an idiot! It took me 2 hours to watch 60 minutes! I've met doorknobs smarter than me! Did you know that I failed an IQ test? I bought a cordless phone, and threw it away when I tripped over the cord!
I r smarter than you!!! I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS LULZ! WHAT DOES BLUE TASTE LIKE? RASPBERRY LEMONS! I MADE DUPLICATE ACCOUTS I AM SO GEENYUS!I made one account, and then another and another! I am smart! I am smart! S - M - R - T! SMART!Waka waka waka! Potatoes and lyme! Lyme all the tyme! Drink Green Slyme!Larry (from the 3 stooges) is my Lord and Master! Only, he is awesome unlike me!Potatoes!Hooked on Phonics made me what I am today!Some things people say about me!:* A few clowns short of a circus…* A few fries short of a Happy Meal…* An experiment in artificial stupidity…* A few beers short of a six pack…* Dumber than a box of hair…* A few peas short of a casserole….* Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box…* The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead…* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl…* One taco short of a combo plate…* A few feathers short of a whole duck…* All foam, no beer…* The cheese slid off his cracker…* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel…* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt…* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear…* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the hel…* He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down…* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools…* As smart as bait…* Chimney's clogged…* Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash…* Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair…* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor…* Forgot to pay his brain bill…* Her sewing machine's out of thread…* His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels…* His belt doesn't go through all the loops…* If he had another brain, it would be lonely…* Missing a few buttons on his remote control…* No grain in the silo…* Proof that evolution can go in reverse…* Receiver is off the hook…* Several nuts short of a full pouch…* Sky light leaks a little…* Slinky's kinked…* Too much yardage between the goal posts…* Not the sharpest knife in the drawer…* Half a bubble off plumb…* A few sandwiches short of a picnic …Can I has cheezeburger naow?
Shockingly,I read all of that…besides the random list
They really need to make an idiot wrote this blog taghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTNBWIdLeI
Banning stupidity is good.
@gml_josea what the hell is your avatar sposed to be?
Seems there is another to ban…
What is with all the dups!!!!!!!
I r asian
What is with all these douchebags just trying to be funny and failing at everything they do?
And take lyrics out of Weird Al songs.
yes u r.