I r stoopid

Posted by DupAccount5 on July 15, 2007, 5:57 a.m.

Lulz! I am an idiot! It took me 2 hours to watch 60 minutes! I've met doorknobs smarter than me! Did you know that I failed an IQ test? I bought a cordless phone, and threw it away when I tripped over the cord!

I r smarter than you!!! I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS LULZ! WHAT DOES BLUE TASTE LIKE? RASPBERRY LEMONS! I MADE DUPLICATE ACCOUTS I AM SO GEENYUS!

I made one account, and then another and another! I am smart! I am smart! S - M - R - T! SMART!

Waka waka waka! Potatoes and lyme! Lyme all the tyme! Drink Green Slyme!

Larry (from the 3 stooges) is my Lord and Master! Only, he is awesome unlike me!

Potatoes!

Hooked on Phonics made me what I am today!

Some things people say about me!:

* A few clowns short of a circus…

* A few fries short of a Happy Meal…

* An experiment in artificial stupidity…

* A few beers short of a six pack…

* Dumber than a box of hair…

* A few peas short of a casserole….

* Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box…

* The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead…

* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl…

* One taco short of a combo plate…

* A few feathers short of a whole duck…

* All foam, no beer…

* The cheese slid off his cracker…

* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel…

* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt…

* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear…

* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the hel…

* He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down…

* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools…

* As smart as bait…

* Chimney's clogged…

* Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash…

* Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair…

* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor…

* Forgot to pay his brain bill…

* Her sewing machine's out of thread…

* His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels…

* His belt doesn't go through all the loops…

* If he had another brain, it would be lonely…

* Missing a few buttons on his remote control…

* No grain in the silo…

* Proof that evolution can go in reverse…

* Receiver is off the hook…

* Several nuts short of a full pouch…

* Sky light leaks a little…

* Slinky's kinked…

* Too much yardage between the goal posts…

* Not the sharpest knife in the drawer…

* Half a bubble off plumb…

* A few sandwiches short of a picnic …

Can I has cheezeburger naow?

Comments

s 18 years, 7 months ago

Shockingly,I read all of that…besides the random list

They really need to make an idiot wrote this blog tag

SixWinged 18 years, 7 months ago
Josea 18 years, 7 months ago

Banning stupidity is good.

JID 18 years, 7 months ago

@gml_josea what the hell is your avatar sposed to be?

s 18 years, 7 months ago

Seems there is another to ban…

FireflyX 18 years, 7 months ago

What is with all the dups!!!!!!!

shawn 18 years, 7 months ago

I r asian

RoyalSmacketh 18 years, 7 months ago

What is with all these douchebags just trying to be funny and failing at everything they do?

RoyalSmacketh 18 years, 7 months ago

And take lyrics out of Weird Al songs.

Shork 18 years, 7 months ago

yes u r.