UnVirused... and uneverythinged

Posted by Eternal on Aug. 15, 2006, 6:25 p.m.

Okay, as you may or may not have noticed, I did not do that whole 'blog content' thing on this or my previous blog. Frankly I don't give a fuck.

Now, here's what happened:

I come back from a night out with some friends. A million fucking popups all over the computer. "Shit." Now, I go over, and, guess what? 3 new icons for playing poker online on my desktop, 20 different ads, something claiming to be Windows Defender (Which I didn't have installed), 3 things called "RunDLL32" running, and 2 things called "Project1" running. "Fuck." Now, I open task manager. Now, I usually have about 48 processes running, give or take 5. Now, guess how many were running? <b>96</b> "FUCK!" So, I wrote them all down, and the list is sitting in front of me, that normally aren't running.

vmeyitd.exe

terminals.exe

netmon.exe

omowa.exe

vstskmgr.exe

netsh.exe

command.exe

rundll32.exe

omowm.exe

scvs/exe

winstall.exe

ibm00001.exe

zqskw.exe

Update.exe

ms04803565-663.exe

SYSC00.exe

whSurvery.exe

RFManager (Which I nicknamed "Really Faggoted Manager")

v1201.exe

vmeyitdA.exe

wfxghv.exe

evveix.exe

dfndrff_9.exe

win320865-6638035.edxe

optimize.exe

Sys033803565-66,exe

thiselt.exe

pop06ap2.exe

juched.exe

MSASCui.exe

System.exe

Now, you are gonna say "That doesn't make 96, dumbass." Many of them were running multiple times, with RunDLL32 running <b>8</b> times.

Now, all but a few could easily be ended. So, I ran adware away, Norton (Which said my computer was PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE, which is why I dislike Norton, chiken.), spybot, and Hijack this. Got rid of alot. So, I open up Windows Explorer. I go to program files. 64 new files. I can't delete them. Turns out they had "Read-Only" checked. So, I unchecked and deleted that shit. I go into the windows directory. Here's something that pissed me off: More than 100 new files. I delete about 90 of them, maybe. I deleted more. They respawned. They were all set up Polygonally. They were all respawning each other, in sort of a circle, so I couldn't delete any of them. Then, it freezes. I restart, and everything is fucked. No more Task Manager, no more Start Bar, no EXE's work, they just completely fucked it up the ass. So, I finally got my hands on a new copy of windows, and I just installed it. The problem: The Product Key doesn't work. So, I've got 30 days to figure out what the fuck to do. Whatever though.

So, I am back, I guess. I am reinstalling GM right now, I already redid firefox. My roomate is never touching this again. Ever. But yeah. Mageknight or Marbs, if you have a copy of Alyssa Valentine Demo 4, can I get it? I am going to Enginafy it. By that I mean, change many numbers to variables, repeated code to scripts, basically just make it easier for us developers.

So, yeah. I am happy my computer is back, but something is up. I don't see any borders on this site… It's pissing me off. Probably my computer though.

So yeah, congrats on ChiggerFruit for becoming a mod.

Fuck the Project1 Btiches,

–Eternal.

Comments

chiggerfruit 18 years, 10 months ago

Ouch man… jeez…

Doesn't he know there are places for that that aren't made to kill your computer? Not that i do of course…

Cesar 18 years, 10 months ago

make it have a password nobody will know (like my windows password is 'Mashed Potatoes'), and then log out when you're not using the computer… that should keep your roommate out…

Amarin 18 years, 10 months ago

Lol. I have Defender. It pwns spyware/viruses.

It pwned 14 viruses on this crap comp I'm using. Now this comp isn't crap.

Amarin 18 years, 10 months ago

I'm giving you guys money if I can. I'm not even sure if I can get money for it.

Amarin 18 years, 10 months ago

Lol. RFmanager :P

Amarin 18 years, 10 months ago

I have 72-75 processes. I have no viruses though. And what can I get rid of?

Cesar 18 years, 10 months ago

wtf, quadriple post?

Cesar 18 years, 10 months ago

delete, then edit, mageknight…

Cesar 18 years, 10 months ago

so you don't spam his entire blog

Cesar 18 years, 10 months ago

and get him pissed off