By the time you read this, I'll probably be in the belly of the President himself. I gave my source of The Ultimate Potato to one user, and he's probably going to sell it on eBay.

On June 6th, 2007, a brutal harvest ripped through northeast texas. 47 fiields were decimated, and 28,182 of my friends were eaten alive. This year's harvest is expected to be muuch worse.

I love you all, except stevenup, he's just plain creepy.

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD