Screw Poetry, Have a Limerick!

Posted by Kenon on Oct. 18, 2008, 11:39 a.m.

There once was a man named Kenon

Who was infused with plenty a Radon.

Obelisk just sat

On my sister's cat,

And Platformed's delayed thanks to Kenon.

Tada.

Now goodbye.

Comments

PY 17 years ago

Is her cat hot?

Kenon 17 years ago

It's really fat. But it is kyuuuuuute ^_^.

Arcalyth 17 years ago

You rhymed Kenon with Kenon =(

Juju 17 years ago
OBELISK 17 years ago

Sure I sat on his sister's cat,

But his sister sat on me after that.

Cesque 17 years ago

First of all, limericks are poetry… come on, poetry's not just emo bullshit.

Second of all, it's perfectly acceptable for the first and the last line of a limerick to rhyme.

Kenon 17 years ago

A limerick can do that >.>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_nantucket

– Well that's because it's a funny-ish pun. You just repeated the word :(

eagly 17 years ago

There once was man who liked limericks

He wrote them all day with a felt tip

But his pen ran out

He let out a shout

And now he can't write anymore limericks.

Kenon 17 years ago

:'( That is so sad, eagly.

[deleted user] 17 years ago

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET,

WHOSE BEARD WAS SO LONG HE COULD TUCK IT [into his belt].

STROKING HIS CHIN,

HE SAID WITH A GRIN;

"IF MY EAR WERE A DEER I'D HAVE A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION AND PROBABLY BE IN HOSPITAL".