Happy Gilmore style!

Posted by KraZKat on July 22, 2006, 9:58 p.m.

Well I golf today. Yes, in my own front yard… 5 Iron…

Practice ball. I am really good and I picked up golfing

about 2 months ago after solving childhood issues with 'Furby's *Flashback to Furby day 1* I woke up

at the middle of the night at the age of 4 or 3 and hear

my Furby talking in a demon voice. It was saying scary things. We got rid of it later. *Flash back to modren day* At least I don't have clown issues, yes like you…

you know who I'm talking to. *Flash back to start of golfing 2 months ago* I was about to move and was cleaning out my garage and then I saw a Furby next to a golf club… the same ol' 5 Iron. I took a few swings

some like the "Happy Gilmore Charge" and some like Tiger himself. Then the Furby almost caught fire when I caused a spark with the golf club from hitting the cement, but I hit the Furby till it was 'no more'.*Modren Day* Now I can hit a ball a nicely, but afraid to hit a my fullest for having a 'Death by Ball' report from the neighbors and my neighbor across the street… cop, so If I hit anyone… I'll be in Mexico.


Maxcore 17 years, 11 months ago

Playing golf in the yard is not a good idea, especially with drivers.

DesertFox 17 years, 11 months ago

[creepy voice]You hide light from me[/creepy voice]

God, I hate them.

KraZKat 17 years, 10 months ago

biggmax: I'm not using drivers just a 5 Iron

DesertFox: I know, nowthey can walk and stuff! Its creepy

Juju 17 years, 10 months ago

It's like Chucky… Only furry!

KraZKat 17 years, 10 months ago

Lets see-

You hide light from me, Yeah

To feed them you shove your finger down the beak




KraZKat 17 years, 10 months ago

*Talks in Dr.Phil voice* Now how does this make you feel?

Stained Glass 17 years, 10 months ago

I remeber my Furby, still have it sitting on my shelf. It used to say "feed me… I'm Hungry… Feed me" all night long… I didn't sleep until the battery wore out.