Happy Gilmore style!

Posted by KraZKat on July 22, 2006, 9:58 p.m.

Well I golf today. Yes, in my own front yard… 5 Iron…

Practice ball. I am really good and I picked up golfing

about 2 months ago after solving childhood issues with 'Furby's *Flashback to Furby day 1* I woke up

at the middle of the night at the age of 4 or 3 and hear

my Furby talking in a demon voice. It was saying scary things. We got rid of it later. *Flash back to modren day* At least I don't have clown issues, yes like you…

you know who I'm talking to. *Flash back to start of golfing 2 months ago* I was about to move and was cleaning out my garage and then I saw a Furby next to a golf club… the same ol' 5 Iron. I took a few swings

some like the "Happy Gilmore Charge" and some like Tiger himself. Then the Furby almost caught fire when I caused a spark with the golf club from hitting the cement, but I hit the Furby till it was 'no more'.*Modren Day* Now I can hit a ball a nicely, but afraid to hit a my fullest for having a 'Death by Ball' report from the neighbors and my neighbor across the street… cop, so If I hit anyone… I'll be in Mexico.

Comments

Maxcore 17 years, 11 months ago

Playing golf in the yard is not a good idea, especially with drivers.

DesertFox 17 years, 11 months ago

[creepy voice]You hide light from me[/creepy voice]

God, I hate them.

KraZKat 17 years, 10 months ago

biggmax: I'm not using drivers just a 5 Iron

DesertFox: I know, nowthey can walk and stuff! Its creepy

Juju 17 years, 10 months ago

It's like Chucky… Only furry!

KraZKat 17 years, 10 months ago

Lets see-

You hide light from me, Yeah

To feed them you shove your finger down the beak

beak

furry

MY GOD CALL VAN HELSING THEY'RE FUZZY DEMON BIRDS!

KraZKat 17 years, 10 months ago

*Talks in Dr.Phil voice* Now how does this make you feel?

Stained Glass 17 years, 10 months ago

I remeber my Furby, still have it sitting on my shelf. It used to say "feed me… I'm Hungry… Feed me" all night long… I didn't sleep until the battery wore out.