(OP-ED) Rank for worthless old members

Posted by Omega_Squid on Dec. 7, 2015, 12:23 a.m.

So you can be an old bean, why not be a corpse old fart? (Thought of better pun…cheap fart joke!) I have contributed much detritus to the environment here on 64D. It's an essential component of any healthy ecosystem, allowing nutrients to return to the system. Strong, healthy contributors grow from the ashes of the fallen and unimportant. Clear and strong signals break through from the static that fills the void.

Make the font color dookie brown and I'll go away for another 4 years. I promise. Maybe. You don't know until it happens.

Love ya, mean it. Yes, even you!

*OP-ED for da community, not a reflection of actual self worth*

Update #2: I see the ambiguous badge. I accept with grace, and assume all responsibility owning those pixels entail.

Moar updates: you guys are stealing my whine!

Comments

NeutralReiddHotel 8 years, 5 months ago

as being a former self-deprecating addict, and someone who still falls trap to it, i beg you, stop. it's super annoying to see someone put themselves down for no reason. i get like, if you tried something and failed. i'll have sympathy for you there. but i never understood why people think it's funny. i especially hate new films that do this.

besides… who cares about these badges anyway. i don't care if i'm an old bean.

why not actually post about what you've been doing.

Cpsgames 8 years, 5 months ago

hello

OBELISK 8 years, 5 months ago

hi

Omega_Squid 8 years, 5 months ago

I appreciate the sentiment, I must say that this is merely a satirical op-ed for the community! I'm awesome, as is everyone else here at 64d :)

twisterghost 8 years, 5 months ago

I am garbage

Omega_Squid 8 years, 5 months ago

Twist…stop stealing my stank

Castypher 8 years, 5 months ago

sometimes after a great meal i like to lie on the floor and feel like garbage

Omega_Squid 8 years, 5 months ago

This is my struggle you gais

aeron 8 years, 5 months ago

Quote:
sometimes after a great meal i like to lie on the floor and feel like garbage

Have you ever put on your sailor suit and lied face down on the lawn?