Alright. April Fools has passed and the contest has come to a close.
Here are the entries:
Psychedelic Ostrich Jihad - MMORPGguy

Controls:
Let's see if I can remember the controls… Umm, so, you left click on your units to select them or drag the mouse to make a square thing to select groups of units. Right click to tell them to move somewhere or attack something, and hold A while right clicking for your units to act all aggressive on their way over. Press space to end your turn. Build more units at the top right of the screen, each at a cost of good vibes. You get good vibes every turn depending on the territory you control. Yeah. Oh, and zoom in and out with the mouse wheel and move around the map with the arrow keys or the mouse. I think that's about it.
Download LinkLow G Manlove Agent - Acid

Description: This is my compo entry. I made it in the last 3 hours.
It's a highly symbolic, minimalist artgame. DEAL WITH IT.
Download Link(fixed version)
Nuclear Sewers in the Salad Kingdom - Zac1790

The main story is supposed to involve a nuke that hits the salad kingdom and super-irradiates the sewer. Actually, you're just shooting moldy, talking vegetables with your anti-oxidants.
Use the WASD keys for movement and the mouse to shoot. Unfinished.
Download LinkToxic Raccoon Posse - Zhiko
Download LinkHorrifying Yeti Dreamland - kilin

Controls:
Z - progress dialogue
A/D - move left/right
Mouse - aim
L Click - interact, use weapon
Space - jump
Disclaimer:
I couldn't really get into the game so I lost motivation several times. It's pretty much a little stage and a boss. There were originally ten items and ten buffs, but right now only three items and three buffs made it into the game.
Download LinkStylish Cricket Smashdown - sirXemic

Description:
Kill the cricket. The instructions are in-game, but I'll give you one hint - be freaking quick!
Download LinkSearch for the Transvestite Dungeon - Mega
Download LinkSubmit your votes as a PM titled "Sixty Fools Digit Vote" to me. In the PM list the top 3 games in descending order from best to worst.
From me:
-Portal 2 (Steam)
-Terraria (Steam)
-Magicka x 2 (Steam)
From FSX:
-Choice of Payday: The Heist, King Arthur: The Role Playing Game 1, or $20 or less game. (steam)
From Unaligned:
-Nation Red (steam)
They will be distributed as such:
1st - (
Portal 2 or
2 of {Magicka, Terraria, Nation Red}) and
King Arthur (or $20 steam game)2nd -
Portal 2 or
2 of {Magicka, Terraria, Nation Red}3rd -
The remaining game(s).
The order of picking will be 1st, 2nd, then 3rd.
Voting will end on 11:59PM GMT-8 April 10th. I extended it two days because you guys aren't voting. :|
I'm glad that you're letting the voting run till April 8th, that gives me a chance to actually play all of these xD
Woah, you included my wip… hurray? And what Pounce said :P though I doubt this is more than an hour and a half worth of games.
Looks like I'll need to take another screen. Doesn't look like puu.sh is up yet.
I'm glad we got a decent turnout. :)
Congrats guys!
I will have to make my game sometime to upload it and post in a blog for teh lulz. been busier than usual with school recently.
HEY GUYS MEGA DIDN'T MAKE IT THAT MEANS WE ALL WIN!
Cooooooooooooool.