Everything Sucks, and I Can Prove it [‡‡]

Posted by Tasm on July 17, 2007, 2:41 a.m.

Hello, friends, welcome again to the twisted, contorted, malignant tumor known as my life.

<center><b>The Disturbing:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">So, I was in the process of letting out the horses for a little exercise earlier today, and things are going just swell.

Then I go to turn out our one and only donkey. I unlatch his stall door, and start reaching for his halter when I notice I've got some spider webs caught on my arm. I move to brush them off, and then I see it - no more than a foot and a half away from my face, a freakin' huge-ass spider, body atleast two inches in length with legs far out measuring that. I flip shit.

I get my brother, and we capture the beast, and put it in a holding cell(a white bucket).

Several pictures are taken. They may be uploaded later.

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<center><b>Driver Education:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">Sucks.

My teacher is an asshole, and screams at everything I do wrong.

"No, you're turning too hard!"

"No, you're braking too much!"

"No, you just hit a pedestrian!"

God, SHUT UP!

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<center><b>Life:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">More confusing than ever…

more on that as it develops.

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<center><b>Random Image:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px" align="center"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/omg.jpg" width="60%" height="60%" border="2px">

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Comments

FireflyX 17 years, 10 months ago

This blog sucks XD

KaBob799 17 years, 10 months ago

Drivers Ed does suck

Tasm 17 years, 10 months ago

Thanks Flea. It looks a little better now.

Flea1991 17 years, 10 months ago

Anytime, mate.

Tasm 17 years, 10 months ago

You know, you're more useful than people give you credit for.

I think. :P

Flea1991 17 years, 10 months ago

I like your enclosed boxes, but may I suggest something?

If so, try putting the first word of your text that goes in the box right beside the ">" of the div (Or whatever you're using). It should take the text up one space.

Example:

<div style="background-color: #ABABAB; width: 200px; border: 2px solid #000000;">

<div style="margin: 4px;">Some text that is NOT started by the ">" in the div.</div></div>

<div style="background-color: #ABABAB; width: 200px; border: 2px solid #000000;"><div style="margin: 4px;">Some text that IS started by the ">" in the div.</div></div>

Oops, I edited my post and it became the most recent. XD

Josea 17 years, 10 months ago

You're on the way to emo.

s 17 years, 10 months ago

Driving is the way of Darwinism,except many times it takes another of randomness with the one of idiocy

Life getting too confusing to form into a blog,or life getting to confusing to want to blog about?

Tasm 17 years, 10 months ago

Yeah, my life is generally too complex to put into meaningful words.

Quietus 17 years, 10 months ago

Quote:
You're on the way to emo.
Yeah, first it's Slipknot, then it's My Chemical Romance. >_______>;