Of all the idiotic mascott ideas out there (living grocery bags, talking chihuahuas, you get the idea.) McDonald's feels like it has to compliment it's suicidally bad food with an equally bad spokesperson: a clown. Last time I checked, people don't like clowns, mimes, Sherr, or anyone who paints their face in general. So instead of having some sixty-five year old guy in ill-fitting overalls endorse their product, I came up with this new and original idea for them.
Meet the McDonald's vulturehttp://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:UMyZ6i7l4c8FDM:http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLandingES/Ecology/Birds/Turkey%2520Vulture/turkeyvulturemod1.jpgJust think about it. At the end of every comercial he could swoop in and peck at some dead cow's carcass (the source of all McDonald's meat biproducts) while a trio of orstriches chimed in with an "I'm loving it!" Because the vulture, would in fact be, "loving it!", unlike the rest of the human race.Now you may be thinking, "Why would I want a vulture to sell me burgers?" Well, unlike the food service industry, vultures are beneficial to the enviroment. I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a living waste disposal market my garbage than some random guy dressed like a cult member. This is a tremendous step towards culinary dignity, people. I've already written to McDonald's and they are taking my idea into consideration. Until I get a response, just cross your fingers and hope that they can see the light.
Heh kaz that might not be true. Remember the documentary "Super Size Me"? well there was this guy that ate a big mac lunch, dinner, and breakfast and he's probably as healthy as you are. He's skinny too. O_o
He may be thin, but I bet he has terrible cholesterol… damn, thats one of those words that no one can spell.
Yea I saw it. If he ate any more McDonalds he would of died.
*looks around room while scarfing down a burger, suffers sudden cardiac arrest and crumples to the floor, dead*
Damn it! I killed Omega_Squid!!! (*Runs away and goes into hiding*)
<_<
O_o I sense a murder plot.
I sure hope I never run into a "homophobic phedophile".
*wakes from the dead*
Their premium chiken sanwiches are teh pwnage, and I agree, all things are good, in moderation!So what the sponsors made mistakes in the past. It's still a good "movie". And I don't like Morgan Spurlock for his movie, but his show, 30 days (even though he has only been the person twice).
What I don't like is people who are so sure of them selfs that they will curse out other people just because they watch, enjoyed, and took some ideas into consideration.Also, there are people who eat at McDonalds every day for WAY more than 30 days. Those are the ones who get fat. People who eat it maybe once or twice a week arn't going to, that I agree. I for one don't it at McDonalds when I can't help it, but I chose to do that back in 1999, WAY before the movie came out.And in an ending "quote""You loose. Good day sir.""I SAID GOOD DAY!"