Of all the idiotic mascott ideas out there (living grocery bags, talking chihuahuas, you get the idea.) McDonald's feels like it has to compliment it's suicidally bad food with an equally bad spokesperson: a clown. Last time I checked, people don't like clowns, mimes, Sherr, or anyone who paints their face in general. So instead of having some sixty-five year old guy in ill-fitting overalls endorse their product, I came up with this new and original idea for them.

Meet the McDonald's vulture

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Just think about it. At the end of every comercial he could swoop in and peck at some dead cow's carcass (the source of all McDonald's meat biproducts) while a trio of orstriches chimed in with an "I'm loving it!" Because the vulture, would in fact be, "loving it!", unlike the rest of the human race.

Now you may be thinking, "Why would I want a vulture to sell me burgers?" Well, unlike the food service industry, vultures are beneficial to the enviroment. I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a living waste disposal market my garbage than some random guy dressed like a cult member.

This is a tremendous step towards culinary dignity, people. I've already written to McDonald's and they are taking my idea into consideration. Until I get a response, just cross your fingers and hope that they can see the light.