Game Jolt Contest 10

Posted by Toast on Nov. 2, 2013, 8 p.m.

Game Jolt Contest 10

November 9 - 18

I thought I'd give making a game one more try. I might blog my progress when it starts. Not a livestream, that's just a tragic waste of everyone's time.

If anyone else is joining hit up this blog and we can pretend we're friends on the Internet.

Games

Toast - Drink Driver Bros (flash; play in browser)

Charlie Carlo - Grimgala (download)

Comments

Rez 10 years, 6 months ago

ill see what hits me when the theme is announced

Toast 10 years, 6 months ago

Toast 10 years, 6 months ago

So the theme is party then… I have an awesome if slightly implausible idea for it.

Think "party conversation simulator". You walk around a party while random words fall down the screen, it's your job to type them in order to make coherent sentences.

Dude: Hey man, cool party huh?

You: That… think there like me poop.

eagly 10 years, 6 months ago

Party Shoes!

You have to take your girlfriend shopping for new shoes for an awesome party that is coming up, but all her friends are out trying to get the same shoes! CATASTROPHE.

You must run ahead of said girlfriend, beating up all her friends to stop them getting to the hallowed shoes before she does.

You win when you kill or K.O. all her friends or something, but then you get to the party and no one's there because, well, they're all dead. :(

Toast 10 years, 6 months ago

What will feminism have to say about that one

JuurianChi 10 years, 6 months ago

My name is Juurian, not feminism. >:|

Charlie Carlo 10 years, 6 months ago

Quote:
What will feminism have to say about that one
What sane person gives a shit

I had a cool idea that has nothing to do with the theme. I'm either going to try really hard to make it relevant or I'm just going to work independent of the contest with the same work time. I'd prefer to do the former though so I can submit it.

Toast 10 years, 6 months ago

Cool cool cool

Quote:
What sane person gives a shit
You have clearly not read anything by a feminist ever

Anyway it was a jay-oh-kay-ee. You can't make a game about beating up women obsessed with shoes and not expect someone to point out "hmmmmm some people may feel this is slightly sexist"

Charlie Carlo 10 years, 6 months ago

Quote:
You can't make a game about beating up women obsessed with shoes and not expect someone to point out "hmmmmm some people may feel this is slightly sexist"

I'm still failing to see the issue here, but I won't elaborate because I've seen enough idiotic feminist stuff on tumblr, I don't want this thread to dissolve into a 'who can be the most politically correct' contest.

Charlie Carlo 10 years, 6 months ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

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