It was the best of times it was the worsest of times

Posted by factnfiction101 on March 21, 2013, 1:57 a.m. ūüĒí

Sometimes people eat our pets and must pay.

I met a boy. He reminded me a lot of a girl I know. She's almost 8 (back off Rob). Spends most of his time chasing down chickens and collecting curios. He had collected so many, but we didn't have a chicken coop yet. He can't do this in real life! He will never have a real chicken, I'm afraid. You see, he has a condition. He has butter fingers, this makes him different from everyone else, because of this he will never be able to have a "normal" life. He sees me and almost resents me because I can catching chickens IRL, pet them, fondle them, date, etc… I can do everything a normal chicken chaser can.

When I met this boy and heard about his problems, I almost started crying because I don't think it's fair for anyone to live like that. I wanted to help him as much as I could, so I sent him frozen chickens, but this only mocked him…

Sometimes he gets mad at me for not visiting him enough or collecting branches, pine cones, or other things our village needs. He will cry and yell at me for taking things, I try to remind him that we're apart of a village, This is also his price for being my sidekick. One day I return from fishing with my stone lobster and fishing pole. I learn that my pet rat was devoured by GAMEADDICT!!! My little DarkWing was eaten by this monster. Rats don't even give you stats bro, only pain like you caused me. I tried moving on with a replacement pet named Floppy. You can probably guess Floppy was a frog. Floppy tried to run away so I had to punch him. I have so much anger, I killed so many frogs this way ;_; They were punching bags to me.

but for this boy to say he was hungry that he only wanted food… I don't think I ever been this hurt in my life…

Sometimes people walk out of our MMO games for a reason ;_;


colseed 11 years, 2 months ago

satire i see

factnfiction101 11 years, 2 months ago

You see correctly

Toast 11 years, 2 months ago

Swear I tried to scrabble this once

JuurianChi 11 years, 2 months ago

Quietus 11 years, 2 months ago

damn that hungry boy.

Rolf_Soldaat 11 years, 2 months ago

Supa hot fire ftw. Best rapper ever despite not being a rapper.