To begin with I would like to saY ThaT I M GOING TO DIVIDE THIS BLOG INTO SEcTionS

LIFe

This week I have been having diffiulty in expressing my emotions so I have decided to create this BLoG IN ORDER TO RELEASE MY TRUE feelings(1) regarding pieRcings,music, a female infatuation section and my new found talent in ice SkATing and I will also have a DrEam section.

(1)How I feel about things

FemaLe InFatUATIOn

There Is a particular girl whom I have feelings for.But im fAcing a huge dilemma.This Female has defiled herself.She has these horrid pieces of corroding metal alloys that pierce her body.And she grooms!How metrosexual! Is love really that blind?(2)

(2)Could I really love her despite these grotesque piercings?

DrEamS

I started writting down my dreams the other day as I want to remember what they are about.It worked instantly!For example the other day I had a dream about that special female and we were out in the fields.She had a rose in her hair and she looked quite appealing but then it jumped out and cut me as it had become that atrocious piercing.Quite the head rush.Then she had just vanished.It was rather strange because although she was gone I could feel her presence.

IcE sKaTiNg

I don’t WaNT to blow my own horn but im rather the excellent skater.My other friends(8) ,however, are lets say OK(Cough cough pretty sad cough).Especially this other retard who claims he can do tricks and skate backwards.I mean which idiot wants to skate backwards?Its the new age we live in I tell you.The presence of CellUlar DeviCes emit radiation that is corrupting our minds!

I went iceskating yesterday,the day before, and the day before that. Happy happy happy

(8)If my friends are reading this-I am talking about you but don’t take it personally

Wealth

Lets start hypothetically by saying that if I had a fancy piece of equipment and crappy clothes I would regard myself as poor(6) because the piece of equipment cough

Cough bLAKBERIE COUGH !!!!!!!!!!!! WOULD NOT BE BOUGHT DIRECTlY it would be given as a birthday present from ones father who IS paying with HIS money on HIS Cellular radiating devices contract whereas the clothes would be bought with my money and would last longer than that piece of shit which will only last two years.I would also regard myself poor if I were to live in a house with a shitty thatch roof and went to a school that didn’t supply science text books.

(6)Poor-State of being in which one brags about ones crappy equipment yet cannot afford proper clothes

School

Heres a piece of hard learned advice:Don’t wait outside the girls bathroom for that special female because theres nothing wrong with being psychotic and freaky its just other sane rational people seem to think it is.

This is just the begging!There will be more soon.Very soon.

Ill end of with:

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

Disclaimer:Im not a NAZI