the luckiest guy you know right here.

Posted by rufus on June 3, 2010, 8:36 p.m.

Today i just received word that I have won the Spanish Lottery and i have a rich uncle in Nigeria that regrettably passed away.

So, what am i going to do with my new found money?

Well, I was recently informed that my computer was running slow and maybe infected with Malware and masturbated.

I also may buy a new house or perhaps a time share. (I hear thats what all the cool kids are doing.)

I might just donate money to the Hurricane Katrina Fund, (its a good thing the email came in the same day as the Spanish Lottery and my inheritance letter!)

Or a may buy land on the moon, (I also got a email offering me that as well.)

What does anyone else think?

Comments

shawn 13 years, 11 months ago

I cant tell if you really didnt know how this works or if you're trolling. But either way, I am confused which means you won in some weird way.

Toast 13 years, 11 months ago

Only thing that can make a bad joke worse is when you have to explain it.

sirxemic 13 years, 11 months ago

That joke is horrible.

Juju 13 years, 11 months ago

I think you're banned.

sirxemic 13 years, 11 months ago

=O

Juju 13 years, 11 months ago

I think you're the butt of a joke.

Cesque 13 years, 11 months ago

Aww.

Avenger 13 years, 11 months ago

I knew it off the bat as well. There IS tone in text. Like everyone else, playing along is fun until it is ruined. -_-

Iluvfuz 13 years, 11 months ago

I shot George Bush and won 3 new iPhone 3GS's.

factnfiction101 13 years, 11 months ago

i kno Gordon Lightfoot… cos i'm old :( i'm also effing retarded