Today i just received word that I have won the Spanish Lottery and i have a rich uncle in Nigeria that regrettably passed away.
So, what am i going to do with my new found money?Well, I was recently informed that my computer was running slow and maybe infected with Malware and masturbated. I also may buy a new house or perhaps a time share. (I hear thats what all the cool kids are doing.)I might just donate money to the Hurricane Katrina Fund, (its a good thing the email came in the same day as the Spanish Lottery and my inheritance letter!)Or a may buy land on the moon, (I also got a email offering me that as well.)What does anyone else think?
My own race track, please.
anything for my buddy that knows who gordon lightfoot is.
Interesting Cyrus, I really like reading what you have to say. How about with my newfound money I buy you a house on the moon with a kennel for your foxes.
Or a Narwhal with a space helmet.
Why blow the money? Put it in the bank with the best interest rate, buy a bond, make some money with it. I would also say invest in the stock market, but thats risky if you don't know what you are doing - especially now.
Put some away from emergencies, be smart and take things slow. Don't blow it all away or you will regret it.I speak from experience.okay, okay, sorry folks, its the Nigerian 491 scam and the foreign lottery scam, sorry just wanted to see if someone would get it.
I did. I didn't laugh though. :(
I got it. People actually do it. They're usually old and retarded though.
I got it too, it's kinda obvious. I thought we were gonna play along but then you admitted it.
I got it… you guys that didn't are effing retarded.