Alright, time to make a blog that has something to do with the title…. also…. I need a catchphrase (you there! - Read all my blogs and find something I always say, and then post it nao.)
10 Reasons why iPwn
1. I live in a country with 10 times more sheep than people (and we're not really sheepfuckers…. gah stereotypes).
2. New Zealand has an awesome accent, and we say bloody, eh and other things that make nations special.
3. (Oshi-, struggling already O_O) - Hmm, I unlocked the door by reaching through the cat-flap and opening from the inside out today after I forgot to bring keys (d'oh!)
4. Mah wallet is yellow (thinking desperately).
5. I pretty much kick ass with GML.
6. I just listened to Crazy Frog for more than 2 minutes without A) Going crazy or B) Dying dramatically.
7. I can repel bullets with my super-shield (technically that was a lie).
8. I can count to 10
<— See?!?!?
9. I passed preschool.
10. Uhh… I say biscuit instead of cookie.
Wow, that was hard!!
CBF adding any more to this blog…. bored.
Yay, I live in New Zealand too :)
*high five*10 Reasons Why Your Self-esteem Is Low.
I thought the People:Sheep ratio was 1:20. Although that was an old statistic… Gah! Sheep killers!
#4 - "Is that a schoolbus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Bloody sheepshaggers, stealing our use of "bloody" and sheep jokes.
I have a New Zealand "yes" from watching too much Flight Of The Conchords.
10 reasons why you suck
I wish I didn't live in Jesuswhoria, USA.
One reason why you're a noob:
-You make stupid listsSorry, just one reason is enough to explain you why you suck.