My Strange Driving Instructor

Posted by zagster on Dec. 28, 2006, 7:02 p.m.

Anyway, if you haven't realized this, I'm currently attending a driving school. Our teacher is quite a weird one. The reaason is that he jokes about mostly everyone except me and a russian blonde. What he belives is that most Americans, Blacks and Mexicans(just to name a few) are related in a long line with the Romans. Why? He belives Romans men are horny and does basically everyone(Woman, other men and dogs as he says). They have also been the most successful nation in the amount of successful conquests. Thus the dna is spread into Italy(Conquest), Spain(Conquest) and what not(Probably some English country too) and don't forget Egyptians.

Bottom-Line:Romans didn't conquer China or even Russia so the Roman gentics weren't passed around there.

What makes the story even strange is that he's Italian and his first name is

Luigi.

Even strange is long 100 feet way is a story named Mario's Subs.

*Kicker part* Since the Mario's Subs doesn't offer his students, me and the class, a 10% discount , he says he is going to be beat their asses up beacause of that.

Comments

Arcalyth 17 years, 3 months ago

lol M&L

AthamX 17 years, 3 months ago

Remind me not to go to your driving school

Kaz 17 years, 3 months ago

I'm sure his theory has some validity.

OL 17 years, 3 months ago

Quote:
Probably some English country too

What English country would that be? Africa?

flashback 17 years, 3 months ago

Africa isn't a country.

Kaz 17 years, 3 months ago

Nor is it English.

lmao

hobomonkeyc 17 years, 3 months ago

ROFL nice flashback :D

OL 17 years, 3 months ago

Oh, do I really need to use the [/sarcasm] tag here?

The joke I was making is that there is no such thing as an "English" country. England is England. There are no other fucking countrys that go under the catagory "English". Hence the Africa comment, Africa is a continent commonly confused by fuck-tards as a country.

"Nor is it English." Kaz, you're a tard.