Where Is My Shirt, It's Been Literally Years

Posted by Darthvender on Jan. 13, 2016, 3:18 a.m.

So it's been a couple… years… since my last post. A lot has changed. Except that I still don't have my 64Digits shirt, but I don't think that will ever change. I'm not even mad I'm just so confused.

Last I heard, it was in Firestorm's closet and he was asking me for my shipping details. Maybe he wore it on accident and it got all stinky from his smelly armpits and he was too embarrassed to send it to me?

Let's see. I still haven't released any games, except for one thing that was so incredibly likely to get me into copyright trouble that I created an entire online persona out of thin air just to post it, including creating accounts on a bunch of different sites in case anybody tried to sleuth things.

Now, I'm fairly certain that if somebody wanted to sue that person, they would 100% be able to find me using internet magic, so I've probably just managed to remove myself from any success that game sees. (It's seen none, but maybe the next patch will bring people in, right? Right?)

On the plus side, I've learned a huge amount from that game, and it's inspired me to one day make my own original game in the same style.

I'm so sorry for posting my ugly mug two years ago, on so many levels.

Which reminds me, the Rift is coming soon. That took longer than I expected. Totally will not be able to afford that for a while, mostly because I bought the DK1 in the first place.

Long story short, I really haven't been checking here AT ALL since my last post, so what amazing cultural events have occurred on 64Digits since I left?

Is V[n+1] coming out soon?

Why was I declared a princess, should my feelings be hurt by this?

When does my shirt ship, Firestorm?

I'll release your family as soon as I get the shirt.

Sardonically,

Darthvender

Comments

Moikle 6 years, 4 months ago

Juju had them in Europe, but ran into some money troubles then cut contact, I guess out of embarrassment. I recently got Juju to reply to a comment on the gamemaker subreddit. That is pretty much the only contact anyone has had with him since all this went down. He says he'll be back one day.

go to to near the bottom:

http://www.64digits.com/users/index.php?userid=CyrusRoberto&cmd=comments&id=504541

but your shirt is most likely long gone, I'm sorry

KNZone2 6 years, 4 months ago

I'm just looking forward to your blog post on The Force Awakens.

Cpsgames 6 years, 4 months ago

You should feel very bad about being marked a princess.

Jani_Nykanen 6 years, 4 months ago

Quote:
Do people here even still wear their shirts? Last time I wore mine was to a final exam for good luck.

I almost failed that exam.
Hopefully you learned your lesson: never wear anything that says "64Digits", it will eventually kill you.

Moikle 6 years, 4 months ago

nah, he ALMOST failed it. he didn't thanks to the shirt.

Darthvender 6 years, 4 months ago

Look, I don't want to upset anybody with this sick pun, but Cyrus, it sounds like your shirt had some bad juju in it.

Omega_Squid 6 years, 4 months ago

Wait, there were shirts? FUUUUUUU