So it's been a couple… years… since my last post. A lot has changed. Except that I still don't have my 64Digits shirt, but I don't think that will ever change. I'm not even mad I'm just so confused.

Last I heard, it was in Firestorm's closet and he was asking me for my shipping details. Maybe he wore it on accident and it got all stinky from his smelly armpits and he was too embarrassed to send it to me?

Let's see. I still haven't released any games, except for one thing that was so incredibly likely to get me into copyright trouble that I created an entire online persona out of thin air just to post it, including creating accounts on a bunch of different sites in case anybody tried to sleuth things.

Now, I'm fairly certain that if somebody wanted to sue that person, they would 100% be able to find me using internet magic, so I've probably just managed to remove myself from any success that game sees. (It's seen none, but maybe the next patch will bring people in, right? Right?)

On the plus side, I've learned a huge amount from that game, and it's inspired me to one day make my own original game in the same style.

I'm so sorry for posting my ugly mug two years ago, on so many levels.

Which reminds me, the Rift is coming soon. That took longer than I expected. Totally will not be able to afford that for a while, mostly because I bought the DK1 in the first place.

Long story short, I really haven't been checking here AT ALL since my last post, so what amazing cultural events have occurred on 64Digits since I left?

Is V[n+1] coming out soon?

Why was I declared a princess, should my feelings be hurt by this?

When does my shirt ship, Firestorm?

I'll release your family as soon as I get the shirt.

Sardonically,

Darthvender